Intimacy, Health, Embarrassing and Family: Thanks for sharing

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By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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TMI, mom

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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MorganHex 28

Friday 22 April 2022 4:32

Sounds like you need to cut her out of your life asap

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 April 2022 3:55

If she went through your drawers, wouldn't she find the bacterial vaginosis itself?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 April 2022 3:55

If she went through your drawers, wouldn't she find the bacterial vaginosis itself?

MorganHex 28

Friday 22 April 2022 4:32

Sounds like you need to cut her out of your life asap

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 22 April 2022 6:06

Sounds like mom is the loose one. Loose screws, that is.

D J's MOM 17

Friday 22 April 2022 12:53

hopefully you won't be there for too much longer

Arkangel.Artemis 10

Friday 22 April 2022 14:34

Dig through her stuff. See how she likes it. You'll definitely find some skeletons in the closet. Then broadcast it to your Church and the family. If she has a go at you then firmly say to her face that since she didn't respect your privacy you are not obligated to respect her either as "treat others the way you wish to be treated". She'll have a hard time rebutting that since it's a biblical quote.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 23 April 2022 8:50

I'm on the fence with this one. On one hand, fight fire with fire (aka the Metallica maneuver) is tempting, but stooping to her level may not work well. As Nietzche would say, "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. "