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Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
It was probably a Russian missile. Fuck those Russkys!
"I couldn't find a hammer, so I used dynamite instead."