Annoyed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
comics over coatis
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
ohno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Teaching moment
Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
disney_dick
Mims, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
SecondBest,IGuess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Stinky.
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Chicago, United States
Are you kidding me?
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
Saugus, United States
Today, my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix. He was so excited to show it to me and was certain I'd love it. I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks. FML
Top comments
ThrottleJockey 35
Well... have you seen it?
RichardPencil 30
You were doing a great 'job. The ******* scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action ****. Spoiler Alert!
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Comments (17)
ThrottleJockey 35
Well... have you seen it?
ibra5428 1
????
FrozenMusic 26
He's a keeper
dancingwell 0
You deserved it. You deserve to see Kung fu panda 3. Awesome movie!
RichardPencil 30
You were doing a great 'job. The ******* scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action ****. Spoiler Alert!
daveshira 3
Not all heroes wear capes
meganblowe 1
<p> So was it good? The movie, not the ********.</p>
RememberSchlitz 9
<p>You were doing fine - he's just trying to last longer. It used to be that guys would think about baseball. Now it's Kung Fu Panda 3. Times change, ******** are ever awesome.</p>
catdog414 11
Well that situation 'blows'
ismedrage 17
Why are almost all the FML's about gay people
Allornone 35
why do you care?
cootiequeen4444 11
because gay people are submitting a lot of FMLs that are accepted. that's why. not exactly rocket attorney, M.D., stuff.
jadums 5
Lol. That's how guys think. Not a big deal.
geniusness 6
<p>Which style were you doing? Tiger? Monkey? Crane? Oogway - I bet you were doing Oogway.</p>