FML : Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML

Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Annoyed - / Sunday 15 January 2017 18:00 /

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By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7387102 - Thursday 12 January 2017 4:08

Well... have you seen it?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7389297 - Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You were doing a great 'job. The blowjob scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action porn. Spoiler Alert!

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By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7387102 - Thursday 12 January 2017 4:08

Well... have you seen it?

ibra5428 | 0

#7389408 - Sunday 15 January 2017 21:24

????

By FrozenMusic | 26

#7389284 - Sunday 15 January 2017 18:13

He's a keeper

By dancingwell | 0

#7389295 - Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You deserved it. You deserve to see Kung fu panda 3. Awesome movie!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7389297 - Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You were doing a great 'job. The blowjob scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action porn. Spoiler Alert!

daveshira | 3

#7393469 - Saturday 21 January 2017 8:39

Not all heroes wear capes

By meganblowe | 1

#7389349 - Sunday 15 January 2017 19:59

So was it good? The movie, not the blow job.

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#7389366 - Sunday 15 January 2017 20:24

You were doing fine - he's just trying to last longer. It used to be that guys would think about baseball. Now it's Kung Fu Panda 3. Times change, blowjobs are ever awesome.

By catdog414 | 11

#7389447 - Sunday 15 January 2017 22:12

Well that situation 'blows'

By ismedrage | 17

#7389556 - Monday 16 January 2017 0:48

Why are almost all the FML's about gay people

Allornone | 35

#7389817 - Monday 16 January 2017 13:30

why do you care?

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7390339 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 4:50

because gay people are submitting a lot of FMLs that are accepted. that's why. not exactly rocket attorney, M.D., stuff.

By jadums | 5

#7389564 - Monday 16 January 2017 1:13

Lol. That's how guys think. Not a big deal.

By geniusness | 6

#7389643 - Monday 16 January 2017 6:22

Which style were you doing? Tiger? Monkey? Crane? Oogway - I bet you were doing Oogway.

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