Intimacy: Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing...

By Annoyed - 15/01/2017 18:00

Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML

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ThrottleJockey 34

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Thursday 12 January 2017 4:08

Well... have you seen it?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You were doing a great 'job. The blowjob scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action porn. Spoiler Alert!

ThrottleJockey 34

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Thursday 12 January 2017 4:08

Well... have you seen it?

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Sunday 15 January 2017 21:24

????

FrozenMusic 26

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Sunday 15 January 2017 18:13

He's a keeper

dancingwell 0

Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You deserved it. You deserve to see Kung fu panda 3. Awesome movie!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 January 2017 18:27

You were doing a great 'job. The blowjob scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action porn. Spoiler Alert!

daveshira 3

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Saturday 21 January 2017 8:39

Not all heroes wear capes

meganblowe 1

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Sunday 15 January 2017 19:59

So was it good? The movie, not the blow job.

RememberSchlitz 9

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Sunday 15 January 2017 20:24

You were doing fine - he's just trying to last longer.  It used to be that guys would think about baseball.  Now it's Kung Fu Panda 3.  Times change, blowjobs are ever awesome.

catdog414 11

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Sunday 15 January 2017 22:12

Well that situation 'blows'

ismedrage 17

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Monday 16 January 2017 0:48

Why are almost all the FML's about gay people

Allornone 35

Monday 16 January 2017 13:30

why do you care?

cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 17 January 2017 4:50

because gay people are submitting a lot of FMLs that are accepted. that's why. not exactly rocket attorney, M.D., stuff.

jadums 5

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Monday 16 January 2017 1:13

Lol. That's how guys think. Not a big deal.

geniusness 6

Monday 16 January 2017 6:22

Which style were you doing? Tiger? Monkey? Crane? Oogway - I bet you were doing Oogway.

Nearly

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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Spicy

Today, I'm in love with a beautiful Russian woman. We are so compatible. However, I'm in a relationship though, in which my partner won't touch me or tell me she loves me. I'm in trouble every day for anything and everything. I'm faithful even though I've only had sex maybe 5 times in the last 4 years. FML

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Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML

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