By Annoyed - 15/01/2017 18:00

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Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
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You deserved it 1 721
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RichardPencil 30

You were doing a great 'job. The ******* scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action ****. Spoiler Alert!

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dancingwell 0

You deserved it. You deserve to see Kung fu panda 3. Awesome movie!

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RichardPencil 30

You were doing a great 'job. The ******* scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 is hotter than most live-action ****. Spoiler Alert!

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meganblowe 1

<p>&nbsp;So was it good? The movie, not the ********.</p>

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RememberSchlitz 9

<p>You were doing fine - he's just trying to last longer. &nbsp;It used to be that guys would think about baseball. &nbsp;Now it's Kung Fu Panda 3. &nbsp;Times change, ******** are ever awesome.</p>

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ismedrage 17

Why are almost all the FML's about gay people

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cootiequeen4444 11

because gay people are submitting a lot of FMLs that are accepted. that's why. not exactly rocket attorney, M.D., stuff.

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jadums 5

Lol. That's how guys think. Not a big deal.

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geniusness 6

<p>Which style were you doing? Tiger? Monkey? Crane? Oogway - I bet you were doing Oogway.</p>

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