By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

It's the new thing!

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

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By coolmike699 | 25

#7853958 - Friday 25 October 2019 6:07

How do you fall asleep at a birthday party for 5 year olds? Do you have a sleep superpower or something?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7853959 - Friday 25 October 2019 6:38

Be glad they didn't pass out penis-shaped cookies?

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By coolmike699 | 25

#7853958 - Friday 25 October 2019 6:07

How do you fall asleep at a birthday party for 5 year olds? Do you have a sleep superpower or something?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7853959 - Friday 25 October 2019 6:38

Be glad they didn't pass out penis-shaped cookies?

Surewhatever | 35

#7854038 - Friday 25 October 2019 14:09

Ha, that was my first thought too!

By Mungolikecandy | 18

#7853988 - Friday 25 October 2019 8:47

I have been to a party for five-year-olds. It would take a lot of happy juice to be able to fall asleep during one,

By jac_1964_au | 22

#7854003 - Friday 25 October 2019 10:49

Could have been way worse

By mfranks19891989 | 3

#7854060 - Friday 25 October 2019 16:30

Could be worse you could have a penis on your far head.

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7854171 - Saturday 26 October 2019 3:27

Silly kid. That's not how you give someone a rhinoplasty.

...The penis cookie jokes have been done already...

By E2dav | 4

#7854244 - Saturday 26 October 2019 10:24

Time to get the fake tan & cover it up