It's the new thing!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML
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How do you fall asleep at a birthday party for 5 year olds? Do you have a sleep superpower or something?

Be glad they didn't pass out penis-shaped cookies?

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How do you fall asleep at a birthday party for 5 year olds? Do you have a sleep superpower or something?

Be glad they didn't pass out penis-shaped cookies?

Ha, that was my first thought too!

Mungolikecandy 19

I have been to a party for five-year-olds. It would take a lot of happy juice to be able to fall asleep during one,

Could be worse you could have a penis on your far head.

Silly kid. That's not how you give someone a rhinoplasty. ...The penis cookie jokes have been done already...

Time to get the fake tan & cover it up