By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

It's the new thing!

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

I have been to a party for five-year-olds. It would take a lot of happy juice to be able to fall asleep during one,