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It's not me…

By Shropintz - 23/02/2011 00:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML

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You deserved it 5 190

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 614

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 129

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 549

You deserved it 6 257

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 679

You deserved it 3 610

By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 388

You deserved it 4 486

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 952

You deserved it 215

By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 719

You deserved it 973

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 872

You deserved it 3 717

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 850

You deserved it 169

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 897

You deserved it 33 744

MissAwesomeness 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:46

ydi for moving in with your boyfriend... who still lives with his mother.

Ioannes 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:39

WTF is this?? You live with your BOYFRIEND in his MOTHER'S house? My mom would've beaten me with a stick if I would even think of moving my girlfriend in with me, and I own my own place! What happened to the America I moved to??

Comments

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:22

Party foul.

stacster 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 13:11

buuuuurrrrnnnn!!!!

iTerrorized 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 5:40

Yo this girl need to write a novel.

MrsDruidess 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 10:40

I gotta say, what the hell were YOU doing living with his mother? If he's not man enough to live on his own, why the hell would you move in with them? Bad move OP

I_Bite 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 8:18

#57 When I started living with my partner I was living with his Nan and him. I had just moved to the other side of the country to be with him and I was looking for work so we could save and buy a house (his job alone couldn't cover $450 a week in rent) :) you never know their situation

heb3003 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:24

he either has a good reason, or he's a mamas boy and wants to have more attention. either way, fyl.

Hanimon 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:25

It was probably a joke

MrBrick 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:40

wanna hear a blonde joke? I keeeeed

Jober 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:25

that sucks..

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:33

How sweet...

GOLD_STAR 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:33

Suks to b u....try askin y??? Mayb his mom dnt like u...

luckyone365 7

Saturday 30 November 2013 16:49

Use English next time.

Ioannes 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:39

I_R_Genius 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:22

Hmmm, in America, we call it love. If you've been with your partner for a while (atleast more than a year) then they can move in with each other. I don't see a problem with people who are in love moving in with each other.

chrstygrl06 10

Wednesday 23 February 2011 11:22

I had to move in with my boyfriend and his mom because my parents were crazy alcoholics. There could be a reason the OP lives there!

monnanon 13

Wednesday 23 February 2011 13:49

I lived in with my bf in his mum house for three years because the lease ended in my flat before we could find a place of our own. Unfortunatly he turned out to be a little reluctant to move out but we have moved now.