Ain't no rest for the wicked

By anon - 04/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was diagnosed with COVID, and given a week off work to quarantine. When I sat down on the sofa, my girlfriend slapped the remote out of my hand and handed me a list of chores, "to do while you're lazing around on vacation." It's four pages long. Double sided. FML
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dreams2383 18

tell her your sick and she can do them herself or she can go **** herself. if you have no symptoms do the damn chores

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poopface82 18

I’m just waiting for my ex to tell me her new boyfriend got COVID - that’s the kind of shit she used to pull on me. I had to hang Christmas lights in a walking boot and be on child duty right after surgery. And she wonders why I said I didn’t want her back.

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RichardPencil 30

How did you get so far behind on your chores? Now you can get caught up on your little vacation! Try not to be so lazy in the future.

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emmalou 19

sounds like you've been lacking 😂

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dreams2383 18

tell her your sick and she can do them herself or she can go **** herself. if you have no symptoms do the damn chores

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Iifa 7

Oh wow, was it warranted? I would probably have to move out if I did that to my man

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poopface82 18

I’m just waiting for my ex to tell me her new boyfriend got COVID - that’s the kind of shit she used to pull on me. I had to hang Christmas lights in a walking boot and be on child duty right after surgery. And she wonders why I said I didn’t want her back.

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dasin 18

i just wanna see these pages of chores out of curiousity

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