Isn't that, like, a crime?

By notkatvond - 19/06/2013 18:46 - United States

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Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 276
You deserved it 4 118

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RedFox12 7

Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.

Comments

Schedule his appointment before his girl's. Go to the police and tell them you have a male soliciting you for sex for services rendered. Record him as evidence and get him busted for prostitution, cause he a hoe.

Just a pre-empt: Instead of being thankful, people can shoot the messenger when there is bad news. More likely the guy will try to protest that he was only joking and that OP was a tattle-tale who's taking what he said all too seriously. I've been in this situation before. Even if the girl friend believes the OP over her bf, it will still make for awkward meets thereafter! But i guess, conscience calls.

oddball1972 10

Never EVER tattoo gf/bf ..... Husband/ wife name on yourself Kids are ok

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Tell her that and save her before she regrets it!

Martinez0285 28

tattooing a significant others name anywhere on your body is total bad luck ..

imagineapc 11

The first rule of tattoos is you don't get a significant other's name tattooed on your body. Even if you're married, you don't get a significant other's name tattooed on your body.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

It's not smart to get any of your lovers' names tattooed on you. They may not be your lover for very long.

Even if you're strapped for cash you shouldn't do it. Like you said, no respectable artist should tattoo another's name. Boyfriends/girlfriends change and people divorce. It's also really dumb for OPs friend to want to do it in the first place.

It wouldn't be on FML if OP had decided to throw herself at him.

Today, someone offered to "let" me have sex with him as payment for his tattoo. He is my boyfriend's best friend, so of course I said yes. FML I dunno, not really feeling it somehow...