By even axe would smell better - United Kingdom - Aylesbury
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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  colton_colton  |  49

I think i'm going to go dry heave

  RadikulRam  |  16

"every day or two."
That's the worse, when people just shower, sleep, wake up, change clothes and think it's enough. It's not, and I feel it's best that it's told straight up.

  142_cats  |  13

I remember some kid the size of a fucking gorilla in class was being a twat and got sent next to me and started throwing my stuff out the window until the teacher suspended him. I could never find my butter scented pencil after that.

  Lilxpie  |  18

Erin, if you are in the UK (i think it's not axe there) or Australia or somewhere else its called Lynx. It's a body spray. Axe and Lynx are the same thing but different names.

  kirrra  |  11

you didnt really state that you meant there was nothing op could do, just that there is no cure...which there is. also, op could bring the subject up in a sensitive manner with the person, or a another person in a better position to speak to the person.

  Dthsapprntc  |  23

Would it also be immature to hose him down with a firehose with a nice smelling showergel injected directly into the waterstream?

Actually I don't care how immature it is, it just sounds like fun.

  alphabetta  |  23

Well, a lot of the time people can't smell their BO, but judging by how strong the smell was, he should have been able to smell himself.

...maybe his nose built up a resistance? idk xD

  Gittoh  |  21

it might be Anosmia, people who suffers from this tend to smell a lot since they simply can't tell.
I would talk with this kid and his parents, he might get bullied or worse if no one helps him. Silence is mean in this case

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

#35 The brain filters out smells that you are constantly around, it is designed to prevent an overloading of the senses... That's why owners of smelly dogs can't smell their dogs/ Don't know their house smells of dog...