By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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That's just horrible

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

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That's just horrible

This FML almost made me vomit...

colton_colton 49

I think i'm going to go dry heave

What if he read this.

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

"every day or two." That's the worse, when people just shower, sleep, wake up, change clothes and think it's enough. It's not, and I feel it's best that it's told straight up.

I remember some kid the size of a fucking gorilla in class was being a twat and got sent next to me and started throwing my stuff out the window until the teacher suspended him. I could never find my butter scented pencil after that.

Then he needs to know that there's an invention called "deodorant" .

Time for an axe bomb- Oh wait that wouldn't help..

You obviously didnt read OP's name.

Axe actually single handedly got a school evacuated

What on earth is Axe?

What is Axe? I'm assuming it's a body spray or something.

Erin, if you are in the UK (i think it's not axe there) or Australia or somewhere else its called Lynx. It's a body spray. Axe and Lynx are the same thing but different names.

That's terrible. In a perfect world, B.O. is nacho problem. In this world, swimming nose plugs should do the trick.

There is no cure for this problem

regular hygiene practices could very well be a cure...

What can OP do about it?

you didnt really state that you meant there was nothing op could do, just that there is no cure...which there is. also, op could bring the subject up in a sensitive manner with the person, or a another person in a better position to speak to the person.

That's nasty. I would make a scene about him smelling awful.

That's really immature.

Would it also be immature to hose him down with a firehose with a nice smelling showergel injected directly into the waterstream? Actually I don't care how immature it is, it just sounds like fun.

love the idea 28

17, you must be that one bitch who creates a scene out of everything for attention.

This totally reminded me of "That's So Raven," from the Disney Chanel... not sure if anyone here has seen/remembers that show, but yeah...

I feel bad for the person he normally sits next to.

I'm surprised he didn't pass out from himself..

Well, a lot of the time people can't smell their BO, but judging by how strong the smell was, he should have been able to smell himself. ...maybe his nose built up a resistance? idk xD

it might be Anosmia, people who suffers from this tend to smell a lot since they simply can't tell. I would talk with this kid and his parents, he might get bullied or worse if no one helps him. Silence is mean in this case

arandomusernameaa 20

#35 The brain filters out smells that you are constantly around, it is designed to prevent an overloading of the senses... That's why owners of smelly dogs can't smell their dogs/ Don't know their house smells of dog...

That sucks, but would Axe really smell better? Think about it.

In these situations, I always spray perfume or put scented hand sanitizer in my hands, and sit with my nose facing my hands.