Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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RedTheSeeNurse
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He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously
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gotbiscuits
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You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.
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fmlwinnn
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you shouldve said "well, since it might be, we should call it one ;)"
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Expertfail
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He'd probably have been like 'that's the last straw - I'm leaving' in that case.
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MaskingTape
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if you weren't a total bore, he'd enjoy you more. do something spontaneous! kick a cat into the street or something on your walk home. it'll score man points and add some excitement.
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pimplayer
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spontaneous lol lick ur boobs
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chuckychan
| 8
how bout just act less boring... and I don't know or anything but it sounds like you are pretty awkward too.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Maybe he's just shy! You make the first move, and if he's not interested, get over it. (: If all dates were meant to be perfect relationships would be a hell of a lot easier. :D
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mz_booty
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he might text u "lmao" then never speak
to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!
to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!
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griffmo24
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45-lol I remember that one
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gutzz
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Congrats 54, u have a memory span of at least one day.
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superrnovaa
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lmao @ 63
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ThatsANiceAss
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Well, by the looks of his profile picture...I'm surprised he has a memory at all.
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NbrL13
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1st!!! yeah! I guess you should know if you are on a date or not!
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helloletsgo
| 0
loser
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chuckychan
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6 winner
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RebornProblem
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Haha, FYL. Crappy dates suck.
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broccoli2
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he's probably gay and just wanted a fruit fly around. in which case the miniskirt he pointed at was probably not meant for you, OP
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whitesox365
| 0
"Are we having sex?"
"Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"
"Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"
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Juliaa15
| 6
Well. Maybe you're not one of those "marriage" types.
Try the other gender next time.
Try the other gender next time.
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No_LoveMM
| 3
Probably something you should clarify with your partner beforehand.
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jaesm17
| 5
WINNING
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Eil
| 5
BI-WINNING
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barlessprison
| 16
Well he's an idiot.
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Mpsteve13
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drop your pants
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Prolusive
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You should have done a backflip.
He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.
He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.
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Prolusive
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Ignore the nonsense :/ my iPhone is irregular...
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Juliaa15
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I see the hidden message you threw in there at the end.
And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.
And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.
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chuckychan
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awwwwwwwww dude that's soo nasty! get out of here freak
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finndandy
| 0
fill me in... I don't get it
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emo0366
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I don't get it
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Thanatos1206
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Really 64 and 68? You don't get it? It's so blatantly obvious!
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finndandy
| 0
seriously.... I don't get it... someone explain! pls!
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aminel
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huhhhh? do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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phoisthebest
| 2
I don't see it. maybe somebody can explain?
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emsiti
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i see a gun i think
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finndandy
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I think everyones just bs-ing. it doesn't mean anything. jibberish
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rangermedic77
| 5
way to go you figure it out
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spade1997
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I don't get it...
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dandie_1121
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i dunno it looks like twitchy faces to me but im just weird like that. lol i dont get what its "supposed" to be either
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Prolusive
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I don't even get it :/
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finndandy
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I don't get it either an no one wants to explain... I think it's bs.
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badluckalex
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LOL all of these people are idiots
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MysticMint
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So, enjoy each others company then. I don't see how this is really an FML.
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b1ondiee
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I agree .
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DaZi
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ur mom is a real FML :D
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chuckychan
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ya it's a first date anyways
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b1ondiee
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well then say you are ?
biiig whoooop .
biiig whoooop .
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Keem_74
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nice pic
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b1ondiee
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thaaanks [: