FML : Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess."...

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Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By confused - / Saturday 9 April 2011 08:08 / United States

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By RedTheSeeNurse | 4

#2319558 - Saturday 9 April 2011 16:01

He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

By gotbiscuits | 0

#2319710 - Saturday 9 April 2011 16:46

You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

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By fmlwinnn | 0

#2319390 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:40

you shouldve said "well, since it might be, we should call it one ;)"

Expertfail | 0

#2319507 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:51

He'd probably have been like 'that's the last straw - I'm leaving' in that case.

MaskingTape | 2

#2319763 - Saturday 9 April 2011 16:51

if you weren't a total bore, he'd enjoy you more. do something spontaneous! kick a cat into the street or something on your walk home. it'll score man points and add some excitement.

pimplayer | 0

#2319782 - Saturday 9 April 2011 16:57

spontaneous lol lick ur boobs

chuckychan | 8

#2319918 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:29

how bout just act less boring... and I don't know or anything but it sounds like you are pretty awkward too.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2319948 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:35

Maybe he's just shy! You make the first move, and if he's not interested, get over it. (: If all dates were meant to be perfect relationships would be a hell of a lot easier. :D

mz_booty | 0

#2320064 - Saturday 9 April 2011 18:02

he might text u "lmao" then never speak
to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!

griffmo24 | 0

#2320170 - Saturday 9 April 2011 18:28

45-lol I remember that one

gutzz | 0

#2321084 - Saturday 9 April 2011 20:30

Congrats 54, u have a memory span of at least one day.

superrnovaa | 7

#2327163 - Sunday 10 April 2011 23:18

lmao @ 63

ThatsANiceAss | 4

#4830041 - Saturday 18 August 2012 7:50

Well, by the looks of his profile picture...I'm surprised he has a memory at all.

By NbrL13 | 2

#2319392 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:40

1st!!! yeah! I guess you should know if you are on a date or not!

helloletsgo | 0

#2319420 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:44

loser

chuckychan | 8

#2319855 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:12

6 winner

By RebornProblem | 0

#2319407 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:42

Haha, FYL. Crappy dates suck.

broccoli2 | 0

#2320196 - Saturday 9 April 2011 18:42

he's probably gay and just wanted a fruit fly around. in which case the miniskirt he pointed at was probably not meant for you, OP

whitesox365 | 0

#2324035 - Sunday 10 April 2011 9:25

"Are we having sex?"
"Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"

By Juliaa15 | 6

#2319413 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:43

Well. Maybe you're not one of those "marriage" types.

Try the other gender next time.

By No_LoveMM | 3

#2319418 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:44

Probably something you should clarify with your partner beforehand.

jaesm17 | 5

#2322517 - Sunday 10 April 2011 2:03

WINNING

Eil | 5

#2327821 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:51

BI-WINNING

By barlessprison | 16

#2319430 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:44

Well he's an idiot.

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#2319431 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:45

drop your pants

By Prolusive | 5

#2319433 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:45

You should have done a backflip.
He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.

Prolusive | 5

#2319459 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:47

Ignore the nonsense :/ my iPhone is irregular...



Juliaa15 | 6

#2319512 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:52

I see the hidden message you threw in there at the end.

And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.

chuckychan | 8

#2319927 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:32

awwwwwwwww dude that's soo nasty! get out of here freak

finndandy | 0

#2321086 - Saturday 9 April 2011 20:31

fill me in... I don't get it

emo0366 | 0

#2321207 - Saturday 9 April 2011 21:15

I don't get it

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2321878 - Sunday 10 April 2011 0:12

Really 64 and 68? You don't get it? It's so blatantly obvious!

finndandy | 0

#2322275 - Sunday 10 April 2011 1:26

seriously.... I don't get it... someone explain! pls!

aminel | 0

#2322954 - Sunday 10 April 2011 3:27

huhhhh? do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

phoisthebest | 2

#2323716 - Sunday 10 April 2011 6:42

I don't see it. maybe somebody can explain?

emsiti | 6

#2323722 - Sunday 10 April 2011 6:46

i see a gun i think

finndandy | 0

#2323730 - Sunday 10 April 2011 6:51

I think everyones just bs-ing. it doesn't mean anything. jibberish

rangermedic77 | 5

#2323748 - Sunday 10 April 2011 7:12

way to go you figure it out

spade1997 | 0

#2324003 - Sunday 10 April 2011 9:11

I don't get it...

dandie_1121 | 0

#2324240 - Sunday 10 April 2011 9:58

i dunno it looks like twitchy faces to me but im just weird like that. lol i dont get what its "supposed" to be either

Prolusive | 5

#2325106 - Sunday 10 April 2011 15:27

I don't even get it :/

finndandy | 0

#2327056 - Sunday 10 April 2011 22:42

I don't get it either an no one wants to explain... I think it's bs.

badluckalex | 23

#5946855 - Friday 16 May 2014 10:53

LOL all of these people are idiots

By MysticMint | 0

#2319443 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:45

So, enjoy each others company then. I don't see how this is really an FML.

b1ondiee | 0

#2319523 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:53

I agree .

DaZi | 0

#2319793 - Saturday 9 April 2011 16:58

ur mom is a real FML :D

chuckychan | 8

#2319941 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:34

ya it's a first date anyways

By b1ondiee | 0

#2319448 - Saturday 9 April 2011 15:46

well then say you are ?
biiig whoooop .

Keem_74 | 0

#2327726 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:15

nice pic

b1ondiee | 0

#2328988 - Monday 11 April 2011 8:12

thaaanks [:

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