By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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RedTheSeeNurse 4
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He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

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gotbiscuits 0
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You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

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fmlwinnn 0
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you shouldve said "well, since it might be, we should call it one ;)"

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Expertfail 0
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He'd probably have been like 'that's the last straw - I'm leaving' in that case.

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MaskingTape 2
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if you weren't a total bore, he'd enjoy you more. do something spontaneous! kick a cat into the street or something on your walk home. it'll score man points and add some excitement.

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pimplayer 0
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spontaneous lol lick ur boobs

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chuckychan 8
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how bout just act less boring... and I don't know or anything but it sounds like you are pretty awkward too.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Maybe he's just shy! You make the first move, and if he's not interested, get over it. (: If all dates were meant to be perfect relationships would be a hell of a lot easier. :D

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mz_booty 0
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he might text u "lmao" then never speak to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!

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griffmo24 0
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45-lol I remember that one

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gutzz 0
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Congrats 54, u have a memory span of at least one day.

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ThatsANiceAss 4
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Well, by the looks of his profile picture...I'm surprised he has a memory at all.

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NbrL13 2
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1st!!! yeah! I guess you should know if you are on a date or not!

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RebornProblem 0
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Haha, FYL. Crappy dates suck.

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broccoli2 0
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he's probably gay and just wanted a fruit fly around. in which case the miniskirt he pointed at was probably not meant for you, OP

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whitesox365 0
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"Are we having sex?" "Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"

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Juliaa15 6
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Well. Maybe you're not one of those "marriage" types. Try the other gender next time.

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No_LoveMM 3
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Probably something you should clarify with your partner beforehand.

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barlessprison 16
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Well he's an idiot.

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Mpsteve13 7
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drop your pants

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Prolusive 5
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You should have done a backflip. He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.

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Prolusive 5
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Ignore the nonsense :/ my iPhone is irregular... 

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Juliaa15 6
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I see the hidden message you threw in there at the end. And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.

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chuckychan 8
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awwwwwwwww dude that's soo nasty! get out of here freak

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finndandy 0
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fill me in... I don't get it

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emo0366 0
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I don't get it

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Thanatos1206 0
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Really 64 and 68? You don't get it? It's so blatantly obvious!

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finndandy 0
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seriously.... I don't get it... someone explain! pls!

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aminel 0
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huhhhh? do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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phoisthebest 2
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I don't see it. maybe somebody can explain?

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emsiti 6
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i see a gun i think

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finndandy 0
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I think everyones just bs-ing. it doesn't mean anything. jibberish

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rangermedic77 5
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way to go you figure it out

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spade1997 0
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I don't get it...

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dandie_1121 0
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i dunno it looks like twitchy faces to me but im just weird like that. lol i dont get what its "supposed" to be either

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Prolusive 5
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I don't even get it :/

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finndandy 0
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I don't get it either an no one wants to explain... I think it's bs.

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badluckalex 23
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LOL all of these people are idiots

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MysticMint 0
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So, enjoy each others company then. I don't see how this is really an FML.

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DaZi 0
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ur mom is a real FML :D

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chuckychan 8
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ya it's a first date anyways

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b1ondiee 0
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well then say you are ? biiig whoooop .

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