By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
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Shadow_vamp_503 2

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

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GJMO 0

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

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Visari 0

I never really even thought about changing my screensaver... If you're using the computer then you don't need it up, if you're not then you're not there so why care... But as if have something as inappropriate as that.

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lmtlmt 7

I set mine to my pictures folder and you get a screensaver full of funny pictures on a slideshow its fun to just watch sometimes, lol.

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ryguy997 0

you are a sick and twisted lower life form, op. **** is for sicko kinky freaks.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

lol church DJ :D

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Jiplo 18

82- **** and naked gf pics are different.

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LedBasedPaint 8

I could imagine, a retro kid with headphones on, a wife beater, and jacked full of ecstasy. fist pumping to his new and improved, Christian dub step.

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

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deadboyparis 3

What's inappropriette about aprreciating your girlfriend's body? Nothing, you prude.

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theblazian 0

Paris has the right idea. Clearly when he has a girlfriend he is going to show the WHOLE world his girlfriends naked body! .... and then probably be single....

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dnlphm94 0

Completely agree with #18. Who else would you want to enjoy the pictures? OP deserves it.

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Scotticus117 11

its really only inappopriate because it was at a church event, other than that it would've just been funny as hell lol.

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RiskiBusiness 1

it's innapropruate when u r at a church and you knew those pictures were there.smh.

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least it was of your girlfriend and not something like... Jeffree Star...

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sdman923 0

Yeah, or Justin Beiber, and also FML from "Today I was DJing for a church event"

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RiskiBusiness 1

how is doing that for a church a 'fml'?

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ryanriola 0

What would be the difference from his girlfriend and Justin Bieber.

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wolfy_fml 5

Why does your screensaver come on so quickly? As long as you have a newer monitor/laptop, you don't even need a screensaver. I think it is only CRT monitors that need them. I have a flatscreen and my screensaver doesn't come on until an hour or so has passed. YDI for having such an inappropriate screensaver in such a place. It takes what... 30 seconds to change it to something safe?

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Slackness 10

Errr no, get yr facts researched before you make statements like that.

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inconvienentgurl 0

you can change the settings to come up when you want them to ...as in at a certain time so it doesn't necessarily matter on the model of your computer O.P YDI...badly! dont put that as your screensaver...would u show ur mother those pictures? (if you do eww F your moms life) so why have them as your screensaver when your DJing at a church!? btw while you should appreciate your girlfriends naked pictures...you shouldnt put them as screensaver where anyone and everyone can see them. especially in a church full of ppl.

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QS_0001 0

Slackness... Screensavers were made to prevent burn-in on CRT monitors that had static graphics displayed on them for long periods of time. LCD monitors are not susceptible to burn-in on their screens like CRT monitors are. Therefore the statement Wolfy made isn't incorrect.

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IamSpartacus 0

QS_0001 - It seems that wolfy doesn't know you can change your screensaver to come on whenever you want, but rather it depends on what time of monitor it is. I think that's why inconvienentgurl made her comment. I, personally, have my screen saver come on (and log me out) after 15 minutes so if I ever leave and forget to log out, it will do it for me. And by the way, who would even think about their screensaver when going to DJ somewhere? That's not something that would be in his thoughts...it's a screen saver, it's not like he sees it very much, let alone pay attention to it.

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GJMO 0

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

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teddyddet 3

Girlfriend version: Today my boyfriend was DJing for a ... ... picture of me naked. FML

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FPsLife 5

So people barely try anymore? :/ But yeah, YDI dude

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Jeef27 0

wtf #11? At a church? lots of stuff.....(duh?) Wow, that sucks but I gotta say; ydi

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