Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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flashback.miss 28
sweet of you to try something new to please your boyfriend, though.
Wizardo 33
Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...
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Comments (106)
elizacandle 29
YDI, ask YOUR boyfriend what HE wants not what some magazine claims.
tomatosz 23
For some things, sure, but tricks like these he couldn't have figured out for himself whether he liked them or not. Last time I checked hands couldn't hum... My BF also asked me to try something at some point, which in the end turned out to not work. Boys won't always know what gets them off, you have to experiment together.
thatgirlincali 13
Tooth tunes? Lol
JSal 14
If he has a singing toothbrush, then it makes me think you guys are TOO young to be doing those things!!
allisadawn91 8
Moaning with your mouth closed around him works better and creates the same vibration.
noir_heart 8
I'd probably laugh too. I mean... If I actually had a penis... Good for you for being confident and adventurous enough to try it out though!
Goumbush 4
It does feel really good
guit4rheroine 6
I tried this once too, and it didn't seem to make any difference except that I felt more idiotic than usual lol.
beanthemouse 13
Next time don't hum "my two front teeth"
BVenny 2
Sweet tooth probs
BlackBirdsSong 10
lol. your not supposed to literally hum.. if ur going down on him just moan a lot and keep your mouth closed (the weirdest thing I've ever said).