Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
He really should allow you to express yourself in a natural way. If you’re not a moaner you’re not a moaner, and his request is coming from his own insecurities. He needs to deal with them on his own.
RichardPencil 32
Reminds me of when I once asked a girlfriend to talk dirty during sex. She said, "Diarrhea." I couldn't stop laughing and lost my boner. We couldn't even be friends after that.
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cacheson 42
He really should allow you to express yourself in a natural way. If you’re not a moaner you’re not a moaner, and his request is coming from his own insecurities. He needs to deal with them on his own.
lilbiggie814 3
deal with his own insecurities on his own? what an interesting relationship dynamic.
EmDizzle2007 28
they don't think before they SJW.
RichardPencil 32
Reminds me of when I once asked a girlfriend to talk dirty during sex. She said, "Diarrhea." I couldn't stop laughing and lost my boner. We couldn't even be friends after that.
demix_fml 32
Tell him he needs to try harder.