Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. It would have been great, if a mate of his didn't tell him to put Listerine strips in his mouth first "for the tingle." I've been running cold water over my burning genitals for 15 minutes while he laughs at the door. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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flashback.miss 28
sweet of you to try something new to please your boyfriend, though.
Wizardo 33
Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...
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Comments (106)
mushylovesyou 7
Try moaning while doing that. It gives more of the same effect and it won't make him laugh, that's for sure.
sporty_14 5
LMAO, nice.
justskylerdonn 6
Props for trying it! Some people are too nervous. Next time, try moaning instead of humming. That way it feels good for him, and he also feels like you're enjoying yourself.
Inked0803 12
If your boyfriend has a singing toothbrush there should be no sexual activity of any kind to begin with just saying
Thestem 6
u can hum me a tune
feelbadforyou 3
Why does your boyfriend have a singing toothbrush anyway?
liaRawr 9
This is the best one I've read yet!!! Ilya girl!
kyla_milan13 5
Is he 10? He probably has a Justin burner singing toothbrush.
jessicarenee_x 4
hahahaahah! my man did somewhat of the same thing before.. youre not alone. :$ LOL
keyofdestiny13 24
Does it really work? If so, I wanna try it out, but I don't wanna seem stupid in case it doesn't...