By UH60 - 15/11/2014 22:58 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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Urine trouble. (Overused pee pun)

Did you pass the test though?

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I hate that feeling.

From running one minute to peeing the bed the next, that was some last mile!

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idk how you drink a large amount of water and not notice its booze

By drinking booze first....actually I've heard of people who have no taste buds or issues with their sense of taste mistaking booze for water

Nowhere does it say that booze was involved. OP drank a lot of water...and pissed himself as a result - I'm assuming in bed?

Did they say anything about it?

Well did you do well on the APFT at least?

Urine trouble. (Overused pee pun)

Did you pass the test though?

Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

That's good. It was worth it in the end then. Or next time you could just push through the cramps. It's tough but doable.

Yayyyyyy!!!! Now all you had to do was shower the pee away and that's worth it :)

You should try taking magnesium the day before, that should help with the cramping.

Pissing yourself is never worth it.

Unless, of course, the op needed those two minutes to pass the pt test.

At least it worked!

At least it wasn't during the test?

That sucks but it happens I guess.

Water your options now that your main vain has sprung a leak? (Yea it's a stretch, I know)