By yobruh - 17/05/2011 04:54

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?

This kid sure knows about life!

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Chuck Norris < Jack Bauer Just sayin'

that kid is awesome..he will go far in life.

I always ask myself WWCND?

I hate chuck Norris jokes

how is this a bad thing?!?!?!?!?

Chuck Norris hates your jokes too.

The thing I find most interesting about the Chuck Norris joke, is the fact that the original intended irony has been lost somewhere in the meme haze.

It's obvious that the kid wants to say: Chuck Norris doesn't need to answer the questions, Chuck Norris IS the answer to all questions.

and that's a bad thing how?!?

chuck norris is a multiple martial arts world champion, actor, republican, and christian. he is probably most known for his role as Texas ranger from 1993-2001. he started the kickstart anti drug program that teaches kids how to do martial arts as an alternative to drugs.

Thank you, 141, I don't have access to google.

George thorogood destroys chuck Norris

Haha kids these days gotta love em

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down. chuck norris can divide by zero and count to infinity chuck norris went to the virgin islands, its now just called the islands chuck norris can swim through land chuck norris can slam a revolving door meh, plenty more :D lol

So the teacher was worried about his automatic 200% on the test?

NO you get over 9000%

so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?

unless the question is "what is always the answer"

chuck Norris wrote it for him

I once put that for a reason why dinosaurs are excinct

So does that mean Chuck Norris is the answer to the question "What isn't the answer to everything?"

what is pi? chuck norris whos your mom? chuck norris see! hes a smart kid

This is so true if people would just forget knowing everthing they would know Chuck Norris IS everything lol

chuck norris can take his red wiskers and tickle my balls. thats why bruce lee whooped his ass in that old movie

chuck Norris got in a knife fight once. the knife lost.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Charlie sheen Is the answer, he's bi- winning

Agreed what's the problem shouldn't he have aced it?

Yes, Chuck Norris is the answer to that question because Chuck Norris isn't the answer to that question.

Bruce lee kicked chuck norris ass. But seeing as chuck is still alive he is the victor

Bruce lee kicked Chuck's ass because the movie was not primarily intended for the American audience....just sayin

HE WATCH RY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

I'm so fucking tired of you idiots who think that some old Ginger is the biggest badass in the world. He is a fucking old man who could get his ass kicked by simple tasks. so please stop glorifying this washed out C list actor.

u sir r amazing

he better have got 100%. No, scratch that, he better have got 200%.

so he got an A+? I don't see the problem. you should be proud!

chuck Norris can slam revolving doors....chuck Norris doesn't get wet. wet gets Chuck Norris....when chuck Norris does a press up he doesn't push up he pushes the world down

And that is the trickiest special-effect cinematography have ever known.

gawd, bet he watches ask swifty, for all people who don't know swifty aka swift karate chop aka Matthew Brian brown, check him out on u tube

chuck norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed and he doesnt battle, he just allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris found out that nothing could kill him, so he tracked down Nothing and killed it.

Don't hate on chuck norris cause you're not as awesome as him

So she Wanted to congratulate him on making a perfect score

I did this once, except I was in high school. My friend managed to BS the teacher and get us an A.

I agree with Juan.

U sir have heard of epic rap battles of history

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Aww, I thought my comment was clever until I saw #1 commented the same..:(

yeah bro lets comment on your own status.

This isn't Facebook...

chuck norris is a pussy.

Chuck Norris *gets pussy. Fixed it for you.

chuck norris an superman once fought on a bet...the loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants...

Wtf are you talking about 25? He was commenting about his comment, not his status.. Perfectly acceptable. :)

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right

right.... why are we doing this

Combo breaker

to the field of brown cows

Shit I'm out of directions!!

OP's son is winning.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

@princessRiRi "I'm amazing at everything I do..." ROFLMAO! Fail.

right, cuz chuck Norris is all we need to know ^.^

right... Am I too late?

I wanna be in on this.. so here I go, right :)

diagonal left (

up your but an around the coner :D

dang that was mine..

right.. well i feel "kewl"

I'm gonna shit kick you into last night. Chuck Norris can do that, right? Right.

I wish I was that kids teacher. "A" all the way.

right. (combo starter)

Over the river and through the woods bitch!

Punch a hoe in the tit

This kid sure knows about life!

Seriously, this kid is my hero!

this kids learned all the necessary qualities it takes to make it in this world.....

chuck norris vs. abe lincoln

bear wins my picture says it all

HAHA , your comment made me laugh

You're an idiot. Your comment says it all!

@181: Aw thanks darling.

149- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

"I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on mu dick."

can't wait till chuck prick dies hard.

I don't see the FML here

DumbAss teacher Chuck Norris is the answer to all questions

That would be funny if it hadn't already been said at least twice.

It's still funny.

83-lol profile about you: I like reading other people's misfortune before bed it gives me happy dreams.

Your kid is a genius

ur kid should be named enistine

It's Einstein lol

so he scored 110% on this test right?

there used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to talk about it.

OP raised that kid well...

56- That's kind of ironic.

ur fat and funny profit pic

203 - I love fat people.... but you... not so much.

203 you've managed to combine the 3 things I hate in life: kids, fat people, and wiggers

Chuck is always correct. Under his beard is another fist.

what beard? he shaved it dumbass.

Yeah...like I give a fuck.

chuck norris didn't shave his beard, it's just off fighting bad guys at the moment dumbass!

for most men, their left testicle is bigger than their right one. for chuck Norris, each one I'd bigger that the other.

there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.....

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just didn't have the courage to tell him that

after a long night of drinking chuck norris doesn't throw up, he throws down.....

Chuck Norris went back in time and fucked his own mother. He is now his own father.

dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.

hey wiseguy you are a dumbass, and traze your an idiot. maybe you both should commit suicide.

With logic like that, your kid is going to go far in life.

You're damn right he is! I did the same thing on my SAT's and scored a 2400!

You're damn right he is! I did the same thing on my SAT's and scored a 2400!

Yeah and then you woke up with a slap from reality.

WTF???!?? This kid should be in gifted classes!

honorary doctorate.....