By yobruh - 17/05/2011 04:54
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chuck norris is a multiple martial arts world champion, actor, republican, and christian. he is probably most known for his role as Texas ranger from 1993-2001. he started the kickstart anti drug program that teaches kids how to do martial arts as an alternative to drugs.
chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down. chuck norris can divide by zero and count to infinity chuck norris went to the virgin islands, its now just called the islands chuck norris can swim through land chuck norris can slam a revolving door meh, plenty more :D lol