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By yobruh / Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:54 /
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  Frelling  |  0

The thing I find most interesting about the Chuck Norris joke, is the fact that the original intended irony has been lost somewhere in the meme haze.

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  claireful  |  4

chuck norris is a multiple martial arts world champion, actor, republican, and christian. he is probably most known for his role as Texas ranger from 1993-2001. he started the kickstart anti drug program that teaches kids how to do martial arts as an alternative to drugs.

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  rallets  |  22

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

chuck norris can divide by zero and count to infinity

chuck norris went to the virgin islands, its now just called the islands

chuck norris can swim through land

chuck norris can slam a revolving door


meh, plenty more :D lol

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  xzadious  |  0

I'm so fucking tired of you idiots who think that some old Ginger is the biggest badass in the world. He is a fucking old man who could get his ass kicked by simple tasks. so please stop glorifying this washed out C list actor.

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  alexfmllemon  |  0

chuck Norris can slam revolving doors....chuck Norris doesn't get wet. wet gets Chuck Norris....when chuck Norris does a press up he doesn't push up he pushes the world down

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  1215116a  |  14

right

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