By Anonymous - 24/8/2016 14:26
Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML
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By  thesalmon  |  3

My boyfriend's mom fell out of bed and broke her clavicle trying to reach her alarm clock, since them I'm terrified of falling out of bed. If someone scared me when I woke up I would probably die from the damage I'd cause myself from trying to get away.

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By  thesalmon  |  3

My boyfriend's mom fell out of bed and broke her clavicle trying to reach her alarm clock, since them I'm terrified of falling out of bed. If someone scared me when I woke up I would probably die from the damage I'd cause myself from trying to get away.