Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils...

By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 23 May 2019 13:05

Pencil in the face? Sounds good to me! I wonder if it was one of my relatives.

Sage_Hope 3

Friday 24 May 2019 3:41

But did you get a raise?

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 23 May 2019 13:05

Pencil in the face? Sounds good to me! I wonder if it was one of my relatives.

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 23 May 2019 21:59

Did you still get the raise?

Sage_Hope 3

Friday 24 May 2019 3:41

But did you get a raise?

Sonotsuave 33

Friday 24 May 2019 5:13

That really sucks and is unfortunate but perhaps easily explainable, if she didn’t see you throwing it per se then maybe you can play it off like she gave you a fright and it flew out of your hand? Then fiercely apologize and get that money

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