By JEalmon12
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
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By  Sonotsuave  |  33

That really sucks and is unfortunate but perhaps easily explainable, if she didn’t see you throwing it per se then maybe you can play it off like she gave you a fright and it flew out of your hand? Then fiercely apologize and get that money