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By purple - 24/03/2012 05:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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mrphychrs 5

how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud

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teague95 16

Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"

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americananarchy 3

Get circumcised.

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chimocho 8

I don't understand why everyones telling OP to get circumcised. Thought that was a Jews-only thing? And it totally ruins all sensation making sex shit. Don't get it. But still, OP, if your foreskin won't go back there's a problem. Did you not bother to stretch it when you were younger or something? :S

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

My boyfriend is circumsized and he isn't jewish... I think it's a 'whatever your parents think is best for you when you're a baby' kind of thing.

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MischievousV 8

Most of the world is not circumcised. You have to understand that. When ppl who aren't from the US hears of someone that is circumcised, they think 'Jewish'. It's not their fault. Most of the world just isn't circumcision happy like the US.

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Meraklez1013 9

Totally off topic but......... I LOVE UR PICTURE!! that is the best game of all time nd I can't wait for the new one :^D

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MissMeManda 0

oh shhiitt hahaha that's funny! you shoulda told her that's ur fault...

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chels1994 11

You seem like a sweet guy not wanting to hurt her feelings and all, but when it gets that severe you should definitely say something

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williamcarter93 13

I would have screamed like a banshee and knocked her hand the hell off of my dick!

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

I chose YDI because... you didn't tell her to stop. Not because you actually deserve such pain. Also, I probably don't need to say this... but no matter how sweet of a man you are, you have the right to tell her that she's doing it wrong. If she is understanding she will only want to try and do better when pleasuring you. However, some girls are impossible to talk to, so I understand if she's that kind of girl. And if she is that kind of girl, I'd think it's in your best interest to break it off :)

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Kuroneko91 3

You had to tell her it was painful. When I think I'm hurting my boyfriend accidentally, I apologize and then I continue doing it. That's not embarrassing at all! ;)

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