Today, my boyfriend of 7 years told me he isn’t sure if he wants to marry me, despite us talking for years about it. He’s worried about what will happen to our cats if we were to ever get divorced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years told me the only way he’d ever consider getting married was if we had no wedding, just signing the paper at the courthouse with no ceremony or guests whatsoever, and as long as we don’t tell anyone about it. He doesn’t get why I’m devastated. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Pre-nup. I believe if cats are involved, it's called a pre-nip.
kitten79TX 5
Sign a pre-nup giving him the cats in a divorce. problem solved.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Pre-nup. I believe if cats are involved, it's called a pre-nip.
SirEnigM0nk 22
True, though pre-nip can also apply if a circumcision is involved.
kitten79TX 5
Sign a pre-nup giving him the cats in a divorce. problem solved.
RichardPencil 32
Given your username, you're probably an authority on the subject, but it would be more fair if she had dibs on her favorite cat and left him with the losers.
poopface82 25
If he’s that worried about it, getting married - or not getting married - won’t solve anything. And whoever gets then should be whoever takes the most care of them. My bitch of an ex walked out and I kept the animals because I actually take care of them, never mind that she got every single one of them with minimal input from me. I’d rename them all out of spite but she actually did a pretty good job of naming them.
core01 30
Thank God she named them, Mr Poop Face
Rake 18
If you are living together how is it any different? And if you are not after 7 years..
Sinshine 28
You're trying to marry a child. Which is quite impressive considering you've been together for 7 years already.
DLBL 23
Sounds like a lame excuse to me. He's not feeling it. If you want to be a married person, find someone else. You want someone who WANTS TO MARRY YOU!