Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
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mysadlyfe 9

I lost it at "my asshole went numb" sorry op!! sounds embarassing!

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ForFudgeSake 6

You should have gone somewhere farter away.

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Loboman 6

Who cares? Smelling farts is good for your health. Look it up!

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jelly_bennett 23

Eh natural human body function. Don't feel too ashamed OP

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sbarua219 17

Love the gas OP. LOVE IT!

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xleahx131 9

That was a very in depth description of a fart

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biggshow13 2

The proper way to handle that is to own it proudly. Anything else is just not okay...

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peggscott 14

I've had similar OP, done a beast of a fart when I was out back having a cigarette one night, only to here a single 'HA' come from over the fence.... Not even a laugh, just literary a 'HA'

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slutfactory 17

I couldn't help but laugh when I read "my asshole went numb." Sorry OP! Hopefully you have understanding neighbors.

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anavi09 10

Sad thing is, I farted as I read this because I was laughing so hard, sorry for your embarrassment OP!

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siggy_mcsigx 22

A solitary cough is the best way to comment on that situation. Haha fyl

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