FML : Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed...

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 July 2014 22:54 / United States - Stockton

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By tomwantssnow | 14

#6005603 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:31

Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6005607 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:32

Your simile was beautiful...

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By tomwantssnow | 14

#6005603 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:31

Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.

highbanana | 10

#6005647 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:48

Some people are just too ignorant to listen to people because 'they're my employee, not my boss' Sorry OP!

tpm45 | 25

#6005656 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:51

I would just like to state that not ALL teenage boys are interested in tits.... Just putting it out there.

MrSassypants | 31

#6005663 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:54

Yeah, some are interested in asses too y'know.

EdenCrystal | 21

#6005670 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:55

It's hard to understand how people are attracted to balls of fat on someone's chest. Boobs aren't genitals, just annoying heavy things that can feed babies.

rosheno | 4

#6005675 - Saturday 12 July 2014 6:00

#18
*poke* *poke* *squeeze*

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6005724 - Saturday 12 July 2014 6:48

Well, if you put it that way...

Kamon97 | 23

#6005793 - Saturday 12 July 2014 10:05

Tell the boss he should switch to dial up then for maximum protection

avadakedabra | 15

#6005814 - Saturday 12 July 2014 11:24

I love how antivirus led to tits

jenamalone | 23

#6005913 - Saturday 12 July 2014 14:59

rugener92 | 11

#6005949 - Saturday 12 July 2014 15:57

#36 I hear 2 cups and a long string has great anti-virus programs

BreathingClover | 19

#6005958 - Saturday 12 July 2014 16:12

today I've learned you are gay

Wyaru | 9

#6005962 - Saturday 12 July 2014 16:24

You'd better be glad they're attractive, or they'd be the mosquitoes of human anatomy.

Insanemf18 | 12

#6382868 - Sunday 16 August 2015 22:04

Yes less they are gay there's a point in every mans life during puberty where tits and ass fascinate him

By kc_bbg15 | 14

#6005604 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:31

Teach him how to get rid of viruses so he won't look so stupid.

LifeAlertTwerk | 14

#6005754 - Saturday 12 July 2014 8:00

I think the boss needs to be taught more than that...

drewflav | 15

#6005993 - Saturday 12 July 2014 17:16

FML: The domain of stupid manager stories

yupyupyuppity | 5

#6006124 - Saturday 12 July 2014 20:16

Sometimes when I see a hater, I throw tater tots at them and say "Don't hate, just tate."

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6005607 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:32

Your simile was beautiful...

introductionn | 13

#6005748 - Saturday 12 July 2014 7:41

another simile would be, "He looked at me like a 16-year-old white girl gazes at a bundled gift of a new iPhone, a pair of Ug boots, & a cup of Starbucks coffee."

By EverestMelting | 23

#6005610 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:33

Ignorance in the work space? Whaaaaaaaaat?!

By gjikvtj | 18

#6005612 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:33

Simile was unreal

jack_jill05 | 14

#6005919 - Saturday 12 July 2014 15:11

I hate you profile picture with a fiery passion.

Fiorella1 | 19

#6006118 - Saturday 12 July 2014 20:10

I thought I had something on my screen because of that profile pic! :/

By hannah_cheers | 30

#6005625 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:37

I love how this was worded. xD

By pickleonaraft | 7

#6005626 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:37

Check his computer after work and laugh at all the porn ads he clicked.

By raeepressley | 12

#6005627 - Saturday 12 July 2014 5:38

I work in second level tech support... You have no idea how many people are convinced that they're getting hacked via Bluetooth..

Mauskau | 35

#6005791 - Saturday 12 July 2014 10:02

It is possible though, you just need to be very close to the hacker haha.

slyde32 | 12

#6005806 - Saturday 12 July 2014 11:10

yeah, I used to be able to hack people's bluetooth, only if our phones were listed as always allow access, and in range. setting alarms on my sister's phone was great fun