Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
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tomwantssnow
| 14
Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Your simile was beautiful...
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tomwantssnow
| 14
Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.
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highbanana
| 10
Some people are just too ignorant to listen to people because 'they're my employee, not my boss' Sorry OP!
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tpm45
| 25
I would just like to state that not ALL teenage boys are interested in tits.... Just putting it out there.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Yeah, some are interested in asses too y'know.
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EdenCrystal
| 21
It's hard to understand how people are attracted to balls of fat on someone's chest. Boobs aren't genitals, just annoying heavy things that can feed babies.
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rosheno
| 4
#18
*poke* *poke* *squeeze*
*poke* *poke* *squeeze*
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Well, if you put it that way...
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Kamon97
| 23
Tell the boss he should switch to dial up then for maximum protection
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avadakedabra
| 15
I love how antivirus led to tits
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ErinPinelli
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rugener92
| 11
#36 I hear 2 cups and a long string has great anti-virus programs
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BreathingClover
| 19
today I've learned you are gay
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Wyaru
| 9
You'd better be glad they're attractive, or they'd be the mosquitoes of human anatomy.
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Insanemf18
| 12
Yes less they are gay there's a point in every mans life during puberty where tits and ass fascinate him
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kc_bbg15
| 14
Teach him how to get rid of viruses so he won't look so stupid.
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LifeAlertTwerk
| 14
I think the boss needs to be taught more than that...
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drewflav
| 17
FML: The domain of stupid manager stories
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yupyupyuppity
| 5
Sometimes when I see a hater, I throw tater tots at them and say "Don't hate, just tate."
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Your simile was beautiful...
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introductionn
| 13
another simile would be, "He looked at me like a 16-year-old white girl gazes at a bundled gift of a new iPhone, a pair of Ug boots, & a cup of Starbucks coffee."
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EverestMelting
| 23
Ignorance in the work space? Whaaaaaaaaat?!
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gjikvtj
| 18
Simile was unreal
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jack_jill05
| 14
I hate you profile picture with a fiery passion.
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Fiorella1
| 19
I thought I had something on my screen because of that profile pic! :/
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hannah_cheers
| 30
I love how this was worded. xD
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pickleonaraft
| 7
Check his computer after work and laugh at all the porn ads he clicked.
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raeepressley
| 12
I work in second level tech support... You have no idea how many people are convinced that they're getting hacked via Bluetooth..
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Mauskau
| 35
It is possible though, you just need to be very close to the hacker haha.
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slyde32
| 12
yeah, I used to be able to hack people's bluetooth, only if our phones were listed as always allow access, and in range. setting alarms on my sister's phone was great fun
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FroggerForReal
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Lol that sucks. You just can't teach that old dog new tricks so don't waste your time OP.
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Trooth
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It's ok. The one who gets the last laugh...right?