Some people are just too ignorant to listen to people because 'they're my employee, not my boss' Sorry OP!

I would just like to state that not ALL teenage boys are interested in tits.... Just putting it out there.

Yeah, some are interested in asses too y'know.

It's hard to understand how people are attracted to balls of fat on someone's chest. Boobs aren't genitals, just annoying heavy things that can feed babies.

#18 *poke* *poke* *squeeze*

Well, if you put it that way...

Tell the boss he should switch to dial up then for maximum protection

I love how antivirus led to tits

#36 I hear 2 cups and a long string has great anti-virus programs

today I've learned you are gay

You'd better be glad they're attractive, or they'd be the mosquitoes of human anatomy.

Yes less they are gay there's a point in every mans life during puberty where tits and ass fascinate him

I think the boss needs to be taught more than that...

FML: The domain of stupid manager stories

Sometimes when I see a hater, I throw tater tots at them and say "Don't hate, just tate."

another simile would be, "He looked at me like a 16-year-old white girl gazes at a bundled gift of a new iPhone, a pair of Ug boots, & a cup of Starbucks coffee."

I hate you profile picture with a fiery passion.

I thought I had something on my screen because of that profile pic! :/

It is possible though, you just need to be very close to the hacker haha.

yeah, I used to be able to hack people's bluetooth, only if our phones were listed as always allow access, and in range. setting alarms on my sister's phone was great fun