By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
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tomwantssnow 14

Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Your simile was beautiful...

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tomwantssnow 14

Love the analogy! Most people really just don't understand the internet though, all he really needs is something like AVG.

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highbanana 10

Some people are just too ignorant to listen to people because 'they're my employee, not my boss' Sorry OP!

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tpm45 25

I would just like to state that not ALL teenage boys are interested in ****.... Just putting it out there.

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MrSassypants 32

Yeah, some are interested in asses too y'know.

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EdenCrystal 21

It's hard to understand how people are attracted to balls of fat on someone's chest. Boobs aren't genitals, just annoying heavy things that can feed babies.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Well, if you put it that way...

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Kamon97 23

Tell the boss he should switch to dial up then for maximum protection

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rugener92 11

#36 I hear 2 cups and a long string has great anti-virus programs

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Wyaru 9

You'd better be glad they're attractive, or they'd be the mosquitoes of human anatomy.

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Insanemf18 12

Yes less they are gay there's a point in every mans life during puberty where **** and ass fascinate him

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kc_bbg15 14

Teach him how to get rid of viruses so he won't look so stupid.

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

I think the boss needs to be taught more than that...

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drewflav 17

FML: The domain of stupid manager stories

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yupyupyuppity 5

Sometimes when I see a hater, I throw tater tots at them and say "Don't hate, just tate."

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Your simile was beautiful...

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introductionn 13

another simile would be, "He looked at me like a 16-year-old white girl gazes at a bundled gift of a new iPhone, a pair of Ug boots, & a cup of Starbucks coffee."

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EverestMelting 23

Ignorance in the work space? Whaaaaaaaaat?!

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jack_jill05 14

I hate you profile picture with a fiery passion.

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Fiorella1 19

I thought I had something on my screen because of that profile pic! :/

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pickleonaraft 7

Check his computer after work and laugh at all the **** ads he clicked.

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raeepressley 12

I work in second level tech support... You have no idea how many people are convinced that they're getting hacked via Bluetooth..

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Mauskau 35

It is possible though, you just need to be very close to the hacker haha.

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slyde32 12

yeah, I used to be able to hack people's bluetooth, only if our phones were listed as always allow access, and in range. setting alarms on my sister's phone was great fun

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FroggerForReal 11

Lol that sucks. You just can't teach that old dog new tricks so don't waste your time OP.

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Trooth 13

It's ok. The one who gets the last laugh...right?

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