By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States
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Tell the teacher to let you go to the bathroom, step outside, fart and come back in >.>.
In both of the high schools I went to in New York, the bathrooms were locked the first and last 10 minutes of class to avoid kids going in there and smoking/talking on their cellphones/texting/or just clogging them. If you asked to go then, they'd tell you to wait till the 10 minutes were up, go during lunch, or if it were an emergency, to go to the nurse. Also, you had to sign a sheet to get out of the classroom, and you had to bring a hall pass with you. You also weren't allowed to go to the bathroom if you went once a day, like, every day during that particular class. This guy wouldn't have made it in time if he were in my shoes. :P
hahaha that happened to a kid in my 5th grade class... it happens. just try to laugh it off :P
43 - Wow, get a fucking life! Just because she accidentally spelled gross wrong doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it. You spelled "that's" wrong. You're a dumbass and you should be ashamed of yourself for making a mistake. Why don't you go back to third grade and learn about conjunctions.
Thats probably because there are two outcomes of such an situation: No one notices it or everyone does. This site has a strong bias towards the latter one which doesn't mean that it is the average case.
I don't understand how people actually try and let out farts in public. at least go to the bathroom or something. we've all learned through this website that trying to silently let it out never happens the right way.
Just act like you don't care and people won't say anything. I think.....I haven't tested out my logic yet.