By anonymous - United States
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
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  NightForever  |  2

In both of the high schools I went to in New York, the bathrooms were locked the first and last 10 minutes of class to avoid kids going in there and smoking/talking on their cellphones/texting/or just clogging them. If you asked to go then, they'd tell you to wait till the 10 minutes were up, go during lunch, or if it were an emergency, to go to the nurse.

Also, you had to sign a sheet to get out of the classroom, and you had to bring a hall pass with you. You also weren't allowed to go to the bathroom if you went once a day, like, every day during that particular class.

This guy wouldn't have made it in time if he were in my shoes. :P

  modelmefamous  |  0

trust me, it happens all the time. if it makes you feel better in fourth grade I farted and sneezed at the same time when it was completely silent and everyone just stared at me.


If you're a girl you can just get a pad and tell the teacher you have your period. They'll let you go but you have to be careful because they're not gonna believe you have your period every week lmfao

  enonymous  |  8

You look mature for being in the 5th grade. By next year I predict you'll be able to buy beer and the year after that you'll be able to get your senior citizens discount.

  qwacktastick  |  8

43 - Wow, get a fucking life! Just because she accidentally spelled gross wrong doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it.

You spelled "that's" wrong. You're a dumbass and you should be ashamed of yourself for making a mistake. Why don't you go back to third grade and learn about conjunctions.

  bservi  |  0

That happened to me once in 3rd grade, I was having a hurting stomach so I pushed too hard to let gas out and it all came out at once, it was so loud and it was also in dead silence! lol

  WiderWille  |  11

Thats probably because there are two outcomes of such an situation: No one notices it or everyone does. This site has a strong bias towards the latter one which doesn't mean that it is the average case.

  TheDrifter  |  23

Go for loud and rumbling, with a room clearing stench. If you get it, pure win. More likely you will fail and it will go unnoticed, win for everyone else.

By  pan1cked  |  0

I don't understand how people actually try and let out farts in public. at least go to the bathroom or something. we've all learned through this website that trying to silently let it out never happens the right way.