Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Infamous_Hawk 6
Haha I bet he didn't remember either.
brine212 5
Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...
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Comments (181)
BuckeyeNut28 1
oh damn!!
underpaid011 0
that's ok. it is likely he will say "oh shit, I forgot" and come home with flowers and a dinner reservation. and ladies - it's not that we forget stuff on purpose. we really try to remember.
Cenobyte 10
True, I love when my boyfriend forgets Valentines day. He tries so hard to make it up to me, and I haven't got the heart to tell him that I don't really care about Valentines day at all. So guaranteed, a week after Valentines day I get spoiled rotten. It's lovely :D
RainbowHeadache 2
Haha getting dates mixed up if you were with your ex for a long time is understandable because its programmed into your head. I remember all my anniversaries, but I know not to mix them up. Hopefully he'll forgive you. If not, offer an animal sacrifice. Or a ********.
philip1guthrie 4
that's why you only have that if your married
yuggi1 11
I'd would throw myself to the bed and start weeping. Oh the shame!
JanisEvans 10
Rebound much?
xxcdawg 3
I got my ex's and current boyfriends anniversary mixed up before.. But I was half asleep and going on about 3 hours of sleep so I guess I have an excuse?
muchagente 5
only the less. if you get the anniversaries mixed up when you're asleep it shows that you're still dreaming of your ex. your bf should dump you instantly.
xNephilim 18
What the hell is wrong with you? It's not that big of a deal to get anniversaries mixed up. I mean, jeez. If you're that insecure about your relationship, you shouldn't be dating in the first place.
ProhibitionRose 14
that's what you get for remembering your exes and your anniversary. holding on much?
dudeitsdanny 9
I remember every single one of my anniversaries. I don't want to. I wish I could forget the last two girls and the dates completely.. But I don't. I also remember birthdays of people I don't talk to, and haven't talked to in years.. I remember the first day I picked up the guitar.. A lot of odd dates. Some of us just have a strange memory. I can tell you all those dates, but I can't, for the life of me, remember what number I order at my favorite Chinese place. I know the name, I get it kind of often, but I always have to look at the menu or order by name.
sweetazz05 0
yea I have to say that's horrible
lmaoatall 6
see what happens when you sit around all day eating bonbons and watching soap operas? now sssshh- Jet Is about to find out that his girlfriend is still in love with her ex. I'm so nervous!!!!!