Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Infamous_Hawk 6
Haha I bet he didn't remember either.
brine212 5
Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...
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Comments (181)
emariebake 0
haha. play it off. maybe he won't notice. if he already knows why you got the date wrong . . . well, you are probably screwed, but you've been wanting to call your ex anyway, haven't you?
juniior19 0
you deserve it for still having your ex's number on your phone.
ttubear 17
uhhh, you suck at reading comprehension
drdody69 0
sucks for you haha
towelie892 5
OP, men are different from women. If you had really forgotten the anniversary, he would have a) forgotten too, b) not been upset, or c) been upset for a relatively short amount of time. This is not something you'd be hearing about months or even years later. If the roles were reversed however...
teub_fml 0
ohhhhhh dayyum! how'd that turn out? :p
FunwithBumperCar 0
If he's truly your boyfriend, he won't remember either.
ThaSoke 0
bitch
hebertsgirl30 0
that will make your boyfriend happy
xoxfall2piecesxx 0
Wow you guys are all assholes. Grow up. She didn't even do anything.
xoxfall2piecesxx 0
My bad that was supposed to be directed toward someone else, not a comment on it's own. Yeah she's a bitch for doing that.