Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Infamous_Hawk 6
Haha I bet he didn't remember either.
brine212 5
Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...
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Comments (181)
Dxxpy 0
that is so low. I elf leave u
lcl_fml 0
That would be sad if he said it back to you.
gusgus36 5
say, "wrong person!! I was texting my best friends, it's our anniversary of officially being best friends! we are so lame lol" if all else fails, promise lots of BJs if he will drop it..lol
sexy16619 0
damn today is me n my ex too!! lol that crazy so I say **** our life!! I am here with u
sexy16619 0
damn today is me n my ex too!! lol that crazy so I say **** our life!! I am here with u
hcovballer247 0
awk
Moulin_Rouge 0
someone's still on your mind, eh?
SadikOnuska 0
Just go with it. He, like all men would in this situation, will freak out and assume that he forgot.
KaylieBieber13 0
at least u remember unlike most guys who can only remember who won the football game the night before!
sugarbear0727 19
My boyfriend always tries to spoil me on valentine's day, or just randomly. I don't really care to get gifts. Sure, it's nice to get something from someone you love, but I don't need it. I just like to cuddle with him, or go for a motorcycle ride. I love going out to eat with him, cause we have fun and we can be silly.