Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Infamous_Hawk 6
Haha I bet he didn't remember either.
brine212 5
Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...
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Comments (181)
chosenen 6
Ydi + none of the guys would care if you missed it.
haeckels_embryos 0
What's your source? I know my boyfriend would care if I missed it.
FYL1313 0
Since when does the GIRL forget?
EstellePr 5
I helped an old lady with her shopping bags. She was very small and the bags very heavy. As i left them outside her house, she gave me her thanks and best wishes. I turned around smiling to leave, and a motorcycle stole my bag. My phone, keys and my last 25$ were in there. I still got her best wishes though. FML
babymaee 0
not a place to put your FML.
EstellePr 5
that's an FML. still upset for messing up the dates??
hebertsgirl30 0
your boyfriends going to love that
Auntie_Christ 0
Television will rot your brain and things like this are the result.
abasio 1
What a horrible girlfriend you must be.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Haha, yeah, YDI.
looneyben5432 0
you should count the days since you started dating and tell him it was for [# of days] anniversary
babymaee 0
I wanna know what he said too haha.