By mareecasellafml - 27/03/2015 09:51 - Australia - Belrose

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML
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ohjoy15 33
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Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

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cutycat136 28
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Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

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JKPwnage 26
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So did they hire you?

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socialproduct 19
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With those qualifications... Who wouldn't?

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uglyheadedbitch 20

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lulinator 40
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Yes, she does Her boyfriend. He's a dick.

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ohjoy15 33
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Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

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LoverWordsFood 27
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Well that is a correct statement since your boyfriend is a dick. Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.

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sky413 26
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You have a boyfriend who's a dick

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rebelsrock 17
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That was kind of a dick move

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cutycat136 28
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Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

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DeathBunny218 37
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A bit wordy, maybe "I don't have a dick" would be better

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feven 32
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People will get in so many car accidents trying to read all that

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adavila78 7
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Time to break up!

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HappyItalian 38
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People on FML are so quick to saying someone should quit their job, break up or divorce someone, or sue.

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Ted_brosby 4

It was hilarious. Wish I could've seen their faces while they were reading

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Zebediabolical 39
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I hope you weren't trying to list ATTENTION TO DETAIL as one of your selling points.

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