By mareecasellafml - 27/03/2015 09:51 - Australia - Belrose

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML
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Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

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So did they hire you?

With those qualifications... Who wouldn't?

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Yes, she does Her boyfriend. He's a dick.

Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

Well that is a correct statement since your boyfriend is a dick. Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.

You have a boyfriend who's a dick

That was kind of a dick move

Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

A bit wordy, maybe "I don't have a dick" would be better

People will get in so many car accidents trying to read all that

Time to break up!

People on FML are so quick to saying someone should quit their job, break up or divorce someone, or sue.

It was hilarious. Wish I could've seen their faces while they were reading

I hope you weren't trying to list ATTENTION TO DETAIL as one of your selling points.