By mareecasellafml - 27/03/2015 09:51 - Australia - Belrose
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So did they hire you?
With those qualifications... Who wouldn't?
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Show it anywayYes, she does Her boyfriend. He's a dick.
Proofread. Can never do it too many times.
Well that is a correct statement since your boyfriend is a dick. Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.
You have a boyfriend who's a dick
That was kind of a dick move
Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'
A bit wordy, maybe "I don't have a dick" would be better
People will get in so many car accidents trying to read all that
Time to break up!
WTF?
People on FML are so quick to saying someone should quit their job, break up or divorce someone, or sue.
I hope you weren't trying to list ATTENTION TO DETAIL as one of your selling points.
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Proofread. Can never do it too many times.
Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'