Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML
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ohjoy15
| 33
Proofread. Can never do it too many times.
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cutycat136
| 28
Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'
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JKPwnage
| 25
So did they hire you?
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socialproduct
| 19
With those qualifications... Who wouldn't?
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uglyheadedbitch
| 20
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lulinator
| 40
Yes, she does Her boyfriend. He's a dick.
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ohjoy15
| 33
Proofread. Can never do it too many times.
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LoverWordsFood
| 27
Well that is a correct statement since your boyfriend is a dick.
Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.
Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.
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sky413
| 26
You have a boyfriend who's a dick
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rebelsrock
| 17
That was kind of a dick move
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cutycat136
| 28
Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'
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DeathBunny218
| 36
A bit wordy, maybe "I don't have a dick" would be better
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feven
| 32
People will get in so many car accidents trying to read all that
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adavila78
| 7
Time to break up!
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fmlsams
| 27
WTF?
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HappyItalian
| 38
People on FML are so quick to saying someone should quit their job, break up or divorce someone, or sue.
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Ted_brosby
| 4
It was hilarious. Wish I could've seen their faces while they were reading
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Zebediabolical
| 37
I hope you weren't trying to list ATTENTION TO DETAIL as one of your selling points.