FML : Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job,...

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Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

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By mareecasellafml - / Friday 27 March 2015 09:51 / Australia - Belrose

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By ohjoy15 | 33

#6244770 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:51

Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

By cutycat136 | 28

#6244777 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

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By JKPwnage | 25

#6244768 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:50

So did they hire you?

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socialproduct | 18

#6244901 - Friday 27 March 2015 18:43

With those qualifications... Who wouldn't?

By uglyheadedbitch | 20

#6244769 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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lulinator | 39

#6245041 - Friday 27 March 2015 20:07

Yes, she does Her boyfriend. He's a dick.

By ohjoy15 | 33

#6244770 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:51

Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

By LoverWordsFood | 27

#6244771 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:51

Well that is a correct statement since your boyfriend is a dick.
Sorry he messed with something so important. I'd have a serious chat with him.

By sky413 | 26

#6244772 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:51

You have a boyfriend who's a dick

By rebelsrock | 17

#6244775 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

That was kind of a dick move

By cutycat136 | 28

#6244777 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

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DeathBunny218 | 36

#6244781 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:56

A bit wordy, maybe "I don't have a dick" would be better

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feven | 32

#6244788 - Friday 27 March 2015 17:01

People will get in so many car accidents trying to read all that

By adavila78 | 7

#6244778 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

Time to break up!

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fmlsams | 27

#6245112 - Friday 27 March 2015 21:31

WTF?

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HappyItalian | 38

#6245366 - Saturday 28 March 2015 2:30

People on FML are so quick to saying someone should quit their job, break up or divorce someone, or sue.

By Ted_brosby | 4

#6244779 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

It was hilarious. Wish I could've seen their faces while they were reading

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6244782 - Friday 27 March 2015 16:56

I hope you weren't trying to list ATTENTION TO DETAIL as one of your selling points.

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