By poncho55 Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML I agree, your life sucks 36625 You deserved it 4484 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share poncho55 tells us more : No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.