Grossed out

By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Spicy
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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schaflava 0

I once got a 'face dance' from a stripper. Even tomato sauce doesn't get that stank out.

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not_cool808 14

enjoyed it? xD

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sunworshiper 10

OP is from Canada and the smallest bill is a 5.. So I don't know why she would even have to ask to pay with fives..

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crushedone 7

Just try not to think about the perv who tucked them in there and where his hands have been.

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MiaLoves 8

yes. the op is a women dumbass.

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duckman9 55

Internet Rule 29: In the internet all the girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents. Internet Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet. Just to name 2 reasons why your post is absolutely impossible and makes no sense whatsoever.

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justalilrandom2 4

Also adding to the impossibility of your post, OP is a single person therefore can not be women. She can be a woman though.

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Feverrotes 15

FYI - FML doesn't display the username of the OP, let alone their gender or location, on the mobile version. Some of us don't have time to go to a PC to check FML in and out and do it via phone so think before you automatically jump to the conclusion that people stating the possibility of the OP being a male are not paying attention.

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MiaLoves 8

oops. I feel awful. sorry!

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slinka 0

my mobile (app) has it at the top, in the right hand corner. maybe it's different for different devices?

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slinka 0

my mobile (app) has it at the top, in the right hand corner. maybe it's different for different devices?

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lopezoliviajane 12

Yeah I have the mobile app and it just shows a little male or female symbol in the corner after I click on it.

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schaflava 0

So many people had their feelings hurt by your comment. You should be ashamed of yourself. Strike 1 chica

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ERMOM91 0

@41 my moblie phone DOES display the gender....guess you have an outdated phone or you don't know what the little blue and pink symbols are for

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schmelia 10

My app has always shown the username, locations & gender of OP (assuming the info was provided in the first place)... Maybe you just haven't found it yet, Feverrotes? Maybe it's different on different devices, but I imagine if they can do it on one, they can probably do it on all of them.

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Feverrotes 15

Ehh, that info doesn't show up on mine. I get the options for retweet and the FB like on the FMLs but no such info. I'm using Samsung Fascinate so maybe it only appears on iPhones? I get everyone's point, but the bottom line still is, just don't assume everyone can see that info.

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muffinkitty 15

I'm on my iPod, and I see it just fine...

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AgentSmith79 9

Hold them up to your nose and take a good sniff!! Mystery solved!!

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TrinityisLife 22

And just HOW does the OP know that customer was a stripper? Been creeping to the nudie bars, OP? :P

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johnnyryall 3

My guess is that those posters might have had her on it...

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MiaLoves 8

ill harras your cave of wonders with my magical lamp. VAGINAAA. lol.(: and FYL OP.

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MiaLoves 8

*destery quote for those who don't know*

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lmao_wow10 3

i love Des and Nate (:

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