Furry family

By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML
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Brightside86 29
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That kind of emotional manipulation is cringe worthy.

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benjamn 24
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I love dogs but, run. Run fast! Nobody needs that kind of manipulation.

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Sady_Ct 37

They are now.

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kfchicken 31
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no, no they're not. him and his girlfriend aren't even family yet. plus who in their right mind would get themselves evicted for dogs that aren't theirs?

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RichardPencil 30
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Bitches be crazy! If you really loved her, you'd have bought a house with a big yard for "your family."

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xxlk4xx 6

I would have said no too! I'm not a fan of even one dog let alone 5 lol

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RichardPencil 30
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Nope. Wrong answer. Yes, 5 is too many dogs, but zero is too few. The correct answer is 2 -- the optimal number of dogs is 2. Thanks for playing.

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Brightside86 29
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That kind of emotional manipulation is cringe worthy.

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benjamn 24
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I love dogs but, run. Run fast! Nobody needs that kind of manipulation.

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Iamthebanzai22 19
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Run. Run fast, run far. The fact that she couldn't figure out that she would evicted if she got 5 dogs is a big red light.

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Yummi_913 18

She's immature on SO MANY levels wtf.

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genuinegoodguy 9

No. Just no.

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DoctorPALO 14

Did you not know about 5 dogs? She most definitely deserves it. Where does she think you'll all live if you get evicted, too? Does she have parents or siblings who could take some of the dogs? I appreciate it if they are rescue dogs, but part of being a responsible pet owner is having adequate living arrangements.

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Jonkbaby 22
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oh hell no

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