King of the hill

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 18:00

Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
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cuz803 44

Lawsuit. Photograph the mess he created and press charges. Your day did not deserve to be sullied by his childish response.

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tiptoppc 19

Yeah, this would be assault. I thought having a best man meant you could’ve deployed them to take his rapier and deal with this water dragon? Where’s the best man?

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cuz803 44

Lawsuit. Photograph the mess he created and press charges. Your day did not deserve to be sullied by his childish response.

26 1
tiptoppc 19

Yeah, this would be assault. I thought having a best man meant you could’ve deployed them to take his rapier and deal with this water dragon? Where’s the best man?

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RichardPencil 30

Why were you so obnoxious? Save it for the honeymoon. I'm sure your husband will be thrilled that he's bound to an obstreperous broad.

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smartal 3

you must not be married, and for good reason.

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