Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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upandover 15
Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below
Tripartita 45
Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.
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upandover 15
Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below
coming back in the future 30
yes
iseebearbears 27
Yes, very easily.
NeatNit 33
yes but it takes a few seconds and holy **** is it uncomfortable
cootiequeen4444 11
yes. I've had the same thing happen to me as OP a few times but thankfully with a less pissy result. I never really considered the skill as lucky to have but now I'm well aware how much it beats the alternative ... though I'd probably go home rather than hang out at work for the rest of the day potentially smelling like pee and most definitely being uncomfortable. Pretty sure any reasonable boss would understand.
walker9879 25
Yes
danceinconverse 25
Nope, once I'm going I am peeing and it won't stop till its out. I didn't know people could so easily. I need to do more kegels apparently...
RpiesSPIES 27
Yes.
vshah 13
Somtimes
shadowl 11
Depends on how badly I need to pee.
DeadxManxWalking 27
reluctantly yes
SpyroMello 29
Depends how badly I had to pee. If I was dying to piss, then no. If it was just abnormal urge to pee then yeah, easily.
Technastar 25
yes i can
arcticnette 4
of course I can...I am in control of my body.
Troy_G 6
Yes
TheNoNameGuy 20
you bolted up as in you were sitting down?? is this a two gender bathroom?
turtle_darkness 17
My job has a single person bathroom in the office for employees
turtle_darkness 17
Piss poor job on locking the door.. Maybe you'll remember next time.
Bubblez2009 15
I hope you get over this one day Op! But make sure u lock the door from now on
Tripartita 45
Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.
nitant 13
But why would you get up? I am sure your co-worker closed the door back
kbecks87 16
It's just an automatic reaction.
Lalala579121 28
Well at least he was sorry. Also good news, you'll never forget to lock the door again.
HollowMamba25 7
YDI 'cause you should have just covered yourself and kept on going. I'm sure your co-worker would have closed the door. Regardless, sorry to hear that OP.
Fireant_man 6
Most of the time it's your coworkers taking the piss out of you
Nickimariek 20
You had to have had peed a lot for your shoes to squish while walking