Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
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cooltatgar
| 30
Fell "flat" on its face?
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CringePotato
| 14
Like your pun?
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Jaraxxus_fml
| 15
Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.
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Tripartita
| 44
My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP.
You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.
You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.
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TheGamingGamer
| 28
Drunk or not,he could if at least asked for help! drunks people see usually clumsy, but a funny kind of clumsy. This was not the case here.
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EvilLittleMan
| 23
That's a lot of 12-packs that went bye bye.
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JStevo
| 11
Do we really have to say 'flatscreen tv' now? It's been years since I've seen a box tv on sale
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soulreaper12296
| 28
Well they do have curved ones now.
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samwilliams800
| 28
I hope the drunken idiot buys you a new one. Withhold sex until he does.
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ast3150
| 13
I think sex shouldn't be used as ransom in a relationship. That's kind of toxic.
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Dale_shackleford
| 13
Yeah, hold something normal hostage, like his parents.
Jk, but there are better ways to deal with this than withholding sex.
Jk, but there are better ways to deal with this than withholding sex.
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Lalala579121
| 27
You threw a party, and as everyone knows parties are very fragile so it most likely broke. Your boyfriend must have thought it was time to break things.
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PePziNL
| 20
So did you 'break' up with him? This relationship sounds kinda destructive.
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kyrisonfusion
| 22
I never host parties because I'm afraid of this happening. Always go out to them
You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.