Fell "flat" on its face?

Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.

My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP. You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.

Drunk or not,he could if at least asked for help! drunks people see usually clumsy, but a funny kind of clumsy. This was not the case here.

That's a lot of 12-packs that went bye bye.

Do we really have to say 'flatscreen tv' now? It's been years since I've seen a box tv on sale

I hope the drunken idiot buys you a new one. Withhold sex until he does.

You threw a party, and as everyone knows parties are very fragile so it most likely broke. Your boyfriend must have thought it was time to break things.

So did you 'break' up with him? This relationship sounds kinda destructive.

I never host parties because I'm afraid of this happening. Always go out to them