FML : Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 July 2016 19:30 / United States

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By Jaraxxus_fml | 15

#6661189 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:28

Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.

By Tripartita | 44

#6661203 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:38

My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP.

You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.

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By cooltatgar | 30

#6661174 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:19

Fell "flat" on its face?

CringePotato | 14

#6661642 - Saturday 30 July 2016 23:52

Like your pun?

By Jaraxxus_fml | 15

#6661189 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:28

By Tripartita | 44

#6661203 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:38

By TheGamingGamer | 28

#6661207 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:40

Drunk or not,he could if at least asked for help! drunks people see usually clumsy, but a funny kind of clumsy. This was not the case here.

By EvilLittleMan | 23

#6661215 - Saturday 30 July 2016 8:49

That's a lot of 12-packs that went bye bye.

By JStevo | 11

#6661226 - Saturday 30 July 2016 9:14

Do we really have to say 'flatscreen tv' now? It's been years since I've seen a box tv on sale

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6661275 - Saturday 30 July 2016 11:14

Well they do have curved ones now.

By samwilliams800 | 28

#6661410 - Saturday 30 July 2016 17:31

I hope the drunken idiot buys you a new one. Withhold sex until he does.

ast3150 | 13

#6661636 - Saturday 30 July 2016 23:39

I think sex shouldn't be used as ransom in a relationship. That's kind of toxic.

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6661920 - Sunday 31 July 2016 8:52

Yeah, hold something normal hostage, like his parents.

Jk, but there are better ways to deal with this than withholding sex.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6661434 - Saturday 30 July 2016 18:17

You threw a party, and as everyone knows parties are very fragile so it most likely broke. Your boyfriend must have thought it was time to break things.