By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
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Jaraxxus_fml 15

Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.

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Tripartita 44

My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP. You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.

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Jaraxxus_fml 15

Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.

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Tripartita 44

My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP. You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.

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TheGamingGamer 28

Drunk or not,he could if at least asked for help! drunks people see usually clumsy, but a funny kind of clumsy. This was not the case here.

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EvilLittleMan 23

That's a lot of 12-packs that went bye bye.

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JStevo 11

Do we really have to say 'flatscreen tv' now? It's been years since I've seen a box tv on sale

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samwilliams800 28

I hope the drunken idiot buys you a new one. Withhold sex until he does.

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ast3150 13

I think sex shouldn't be used as ransom in a relationship. That's kind of toxic.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Yeah, hold something normal hostage, like his parents. Jk, but there are better ways to deal with this than withholding sex.

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Lalala579121 27

You threw a party, and as everyone knows parties are very fragile so it most likely broke. Your boyfriend must have thought it was time to break things.

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PePziNL 20

So did you 'break' up with him? This relationship sounds kinda destructive.

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kyrisonfusion 22

I never host parties because I'm afraid of this happening. Always go out to them

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