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By Lou Czar - 07/01/2009 23:56 - United States

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Top comments

Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:12

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:45

So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

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allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:11

...I think that would've been time to end things.

kyliebear 15

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:06

"**** you bitch" to the person who made the site in the first place!

azk3000 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:14

"I didn't know that you like pina coladas..."

kryxen 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 2:28

#89 I was going to say that! Lol.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 26 August 2014 4:16

I don't even get why the OP is complaining. He can't be upset that his GF was about to cheat because he was doing the same thing. And it doesn't matter that he was caught because SHE was doing the same

Rebey 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:14

I had no idea that their was a dating website for cheaters. They all probably get together and then breakup because the both cheated.

xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:56

awww @ #2!

Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:12

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

emogiggles 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 6:08

Totally agree

BamBAmGG 14

Wednesday 10 June 2015 8:58

I don't knowwwww. I think two cheating assholes deserve eachother. Saves someone who is faithful from meeting one of them and eliminates that potential heartbreak from ever occurring!

mikuxxhatsune 32

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:47

As long as they don't reproduce its fine. Cheating assholes can stick together.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:45

So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

Patman1012 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:35

how do two disgusting people find eachother?

matchstick1029 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:51

evidently on this site : -/

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:09

Serves you right.

ddr_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 6:39

match made in heave

kawaiipanda11 7

Monday 29 June 2015 8:36

you misspelled hell

jsmith1199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:45

#11 should've ended in "n" I got your back, ddr. And i also agree.. cheaters should just pair up so they dont ruin everyone else's lives

DBgirl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:23

Total Pina Colada moment there!

mikeloyst 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:27

Gimme a k.......K! gimme an a......A! gimme an r.......R! gimma an m......M! gimme an a.......A! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? K-A-R-M-A!!!!!

mrgentleman 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:35

that was gay

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