Kids, Transportation, Cars, Fear and Grandparents: Bat out of Hell - FML

Bat out of Hell

By ToxynneFlute - 05/09/2021 16:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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QueenSaru 28

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Sunday 5 September 2021 23:22

Well... ARE you a scary driver?

Ambrily 27

Monday 6 September 2021 20:21

Honestly, this says more about you than about your daughter.

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QueenSaru 28

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Sunday 5 September 2021 23:22

Well... ARE you a scary driver?

Plop 17

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Monday 6 September 2021 8:56

What OP isn't telling is that she was driving at 100mph on a small mountain road with no railing, while looking towards the back of the car to try and keep the child quiet. And holding the wheel with her feet.

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Monday 6 September 2021 1:36

You should have texted your mom while you were driving asking her advice about safe driving. And then showed your daughter her answers. Surely, she'll understand you are a safe driver and excellent texter.

Ambrily 27

Monday 6 September 2021 20:21

Honestly, this says more about you than about your daughter.

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