Animals, Birds and Kids: Gone bird

Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By reb2632 - 29/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

salvyluv 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life

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chawk227 2

Monday 6 June 2011 18:59

honestly, your daughter is 3 years old, as unfortunate as that is she may not even remember and it was an accident

sebigdog 3

Monday 6 June 2011 19:07

sweet!!

metalboy94 0

Monday 6 June 2011 19:54

The comment area for this FML is 90% full of Angry Birds puns. FML.

Monii_Harlz 11

Monday 6 June 2011 20:35

careful there's a bird there! did you even check if it was alright? poor thing :(

sinisterdrake420 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:52

did she blame you for killing the bird via windshield smacking?

namesarehardtoth 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:26

YDI FOR BEING A GOOD DAD YOU JERK

kevinGA 5

Friday 10 June 2011 6:23

keep ur eyes on da retarded birds u never now what they will do

AndrewMyMan 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:56

tht is epicly awsome!

cheezbrgrsrcool 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:18

poor birdie

fmlmaster241 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:31

aaawwwwww that firkin sucks!!!! poor y'all and the birdie!!!!!! :(

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Gone bird

Same thing different taste

Clever

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