Animals, Birds and Kids: Gone bird

Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By reb2632 - 29/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

salvyluv 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life

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suprmidgt 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:12

Ha!

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:22

YDI Op. you drove in front of the damn pig!

Jesus_Christ69 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:20

It was a bird.

cocokiss410 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:52

lmao!! the bird was on the way to get the pig. she got in the way.

cab227 2

Monday 6 June 2011 22:07

I'm pretty sure it's extremely difficult to predict the flight of a bird.

sdmarti 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:37

u suck at driving

fadingaway 17

Monday 6 June 2011 10:09

What's with that random "and"?

sxe_beast 11

Monday 6 June 2011 10:09

Did you then explain about the cycle of life? Humans and their technology > cute little creatures :(

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Monday 6 June 2011 12:06

I bet the cardinal was then red for another reason.....

mudbogginboy 0

Monday 6 June 2011 12:25

road kill haha

nephilim241 19

Monday 6 June 2011 13:58

"don't worry dear, the red birds are useless anyways - black and yellow birds are worth swerving for though"

shaneac 0

Monday 6 June 2011 14:47

The white, egg-laying birds are pretty useful too, especially if you have a bunch of pigs in your backyard.

birdfreak 24

Monday 6 June 2011 16:23

awww that's adorable I'm a birdwatcher and personally I prefer blue jays but cardinals are still perty too.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:31

Blue jays are mean to other birds lol. I like bluebirds :)

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:26

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just scarred your child for life!

AZUMIKKEL 3

Monday 6 June 2011 20:42

HE has? The bird has. Don't tell me you would be able to do anything about a bird flying into your windshield -.-

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Gone bird

Same thing different taste

Clever

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