Gift of the gab

By Nicole - 13/12/2014 15:20 - United States

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML
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AlwaysWatching 27

Well you needed to tell him or else you will never be able to have a good time and he will never improve

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aruden 25

It has to be done, bad dirty talk is the worst.

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mstoffel 13

Try talking dirty to him more often and maybe he will pick up on what you like a little bit by what you say to him.

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Oyas12 14

"Aww, im so wet right now!" OP: What?

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quickit 24

At you least you got it over with. If it's something he really wants to do then give him advice on what to say and how to say it.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You probably shouldn't have just said he's not good, or that he's bad at it. You should've phrased it like, "Could you say things like 'xyz' from now on?"

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DrRO93 14

Tell him how to improve

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Chaith 16

You know, it IS possible to dress well and take care of your body without having to break down in tears constantly. Haha. Ditch the unibrow man.

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ecstasy22 12

Awww.....your boyfriend is madly in love with you for sure

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xwingtwo 15

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Right, because real men don't cry.

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kurodansei 16

That's right! Real Men don't cry. Only the mannequins and action figures.

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tdawg91 17

He cried? I guess he is what he eats....

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xwingtwo 15

No one said he ate anything. Maybe if he did he'd have a mouth full and no need for dirty talk. Then maybe both would be happy.

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ThePols 11

Work on your approach. He probably isn't comfortable with doing it and just wants to please you. Just show him how you want it done. Give him examples. Talk to him.

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