Gift of the gab

By Nicole - 13/12/2014 15:20 - United States

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML
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AlwaysWatching 27

Well you needed to tell him or else you will never be able to have a good time and he will never improve

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aruden 25

It has to be done, bad dirty talk is the worst.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Well you needed to tell him or else you will never be able to have a good time and he will never improve

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WildJaw 15

Or maybe he didn't need to know the "dirty" truth.

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flee2321 10

I think it depends on how she told them. There isn't any reason to be rude. But he definitely should know she doesn't like it.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe don't wait so long next time. Maybe he feels bad because he thought he was pleasing you for a long time.

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Senorangelo 10

The key is to gradually advice on improving instead of just saying that someone is not good!

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aruden 25

It has to be done, bad dirty talk is the worst.

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MrSassypants 33

"Oh baby. I'll turn you on like a refrigerator...... but, y'know, when you switch the refrigerator from off to on."

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itsalanis 25

I don't know about you, but that line seemed to work on me. :U

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MrSassypants 33

The only bad thing about that line is that if your refrigerator is running then you better go catch it.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Maybe give him some pointers on what he could say to turn you on?

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EverestMelting 23

I've always found communication in a relationship always helps. Talk to him about what gets you going and try to come to a compromise. If you don't like it, you did right by telling him. Although he did cry, just explain to him what he's doing wrong so he can try and Better himself. All about communication.

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supertacowaffle 41

Hey you had to tell him sometime I guess? I'm sure he would rather know what he's doing wrong, and possibly have to improve it, it'll be okay OP :)

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kangx1 28

If you can't even give him your honest opinion that could lead to an unhealthy relationship I know from experience

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Of course you do Sasuke, you blow your friends arm off because of bad communication.

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fractured_ 22

At least he was trying. That's all you can ask for. Maybe try to sit down and have a talk with him if it's uncomfortable for you.

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Oyas12 14

Why the **** did you get downvoted?

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WCARlover 34

It had to be said...I'm sure you can tell him that you guys can practice at it and that'll cheer him up :p

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wolfman0_o 17

Hahahaha oh man that sucks for him mostly

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