By TalkDirtyToMe - 10/10/2014 19:33 - New Zealand

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Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
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shrey 12
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Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?

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smackaroonial 20
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Quality family entertainment!

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Nexoux 18
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At least you made an impression?

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stellamahone 4

lol OP did you say: "who's your mommy?"*Jennifer Tilly voice*

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vikky538 28
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yes an unforgettable one...

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jake238 9
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Love the positive attitude

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smackaroonial 20
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Quality family entertainment!

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RussRuss 7

That the FCC can't censor

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shrey 12
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Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?

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gurbism 16
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I think talking dirty to each other in the absence of sex might count as foreplay

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demonfacee 14
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Exactly! That's what I was thinking.

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Kirbyzx 16

Whyd you talk dirty enough to laugh about with his family so close by?

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RussRuss 7

I'm not sure if this is terribly worded or you just don't know what's going on

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FallenLyric 14
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Oh man, and to think you're going to have to face them later after they've heard that..

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

NOT if she goes through the window and never shows up again.

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201chasew 22
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if I heard someone in an adjacent room talking dirty, I think I would laugh as well

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inseenglish 9
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how old are you ?

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devildog562 33
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Yeah I though the beautiful cervix fml was awkward until I read this one. How do you sit at the dinner table now ?

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devildog562 33
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I can see it now . "Son does your girlfriend want to use the bathroom to wash up before dinner?" "Why dad?" "Cause we heard how dirty you were!

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Norja 33
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You couldnt wait until you had a bit more privacy?

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xnikkilynn 11
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Sorry OP. It will be a great story to tell at your wedding some day.

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