Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
shrey
| 12
Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?
By
smackaroonial
| 20
Quality family entertainment!
COMMENTS
By
Nexoux
| 18
At least you made an impression?
Reply
stellamahone
| 4
lol OP did you say: "who's your mommy?"*Jennifer Tilly voice*
Reply
vikky538
| 28
yes an unforgettable one...
Reply
jake238
| 9
Love the positive attitude
By
smackaroonial
| 20
Quality family entertainment!
Reply
RussRuss
| 7
That the FCC can't censor
By
shrey
| 12
Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?
Reply
gurbism
| 16
I think talking dirty to each other in the absence of sex might count as foreplay
Reply
demonfacee
| 14
Exactly! That's what I was thinking.
By
Kirbyzx
| 16
Whyd you talk dirty enough to laugh about with his family so close by?
Reply
RussRuss
| 7
I'm not sure if this is terribly worded or you just don't know what's going on
By
FallenLyric
| 14
Oh man, and to think you're going to have to face them later after they've heard that..
Reply
sayyestothedress
| 24
Lesson learned
Reply
ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
NOT if she goes through the window and never shows up again.
By
201chasew
| 22
if I heard someone in an adjacent room talking dirty, I think I would laugh as well
Reply
inseenglish
| 9
how old are you ?
By
monstermatt001
| 13
Lol
By
devildog562
| 33
Yeah I though the beautiful cervix fml was awkward until I read this one. How do you sit at the dinner table now ?
Reply
devildog562
| 33
I can see it now . "Son does your girlfriend want to use the bathroom to wash up before dinner?"
"Why dad?"
"Cause we heard how dirty you were!
"Why dad?"
"Cause we heard how dirty you were!
By
Norja
| 33
You couldnt wait until you had a bit more privacy?
By
xnikkilynn
| 11
Sorry OP. It will be a great story to tell at your wedding some day.