FML : Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't...

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TalkDirtyToMe - / Friday 10 October 2014 19:33 / New Zealand

Valentine's slay

Looking good

Intimacy

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By shrey | 12

#6086333 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:25

Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?

By smackaroonial | 20

#6086331 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:24

Quality family entertainment!

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By Nexoux | 18

#6086330 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:24

At least you made an impression?

stellamahone | 4

#6086356 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:40

lol OP did you say: "who's your mommy?"*Jennifer Tilly voice*

vikky538 | 28

#6086418 - Saturday 11 October 2014 2:27

yes an unforgettable one...

jake238 | 9

#6086450 - Saturday 11 October 2014 3:16

Love the positive attitude

By smackaroonial | 20

#6086331 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:24

Quality family entertainment!

RussRuss | 7

#6086423 - Saturday 11 October 2014 2:29

That the FCC can't censor

By shrey | 12

#6086333 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:25

Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?

gurbism | 16

#6086382 - Saturday 11 October 2014 1:17

I think talking dirty to each other in the absence of sex might count as foreplay

demonfacee | 14

#6088237 - Monday 13 October 2014 6:04

Exactly! That's what I was thinking.

By Kirbyzx | 16

#6086334 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:26

Whyd you talk dirty enough to laugh about with his family so close by?

RussRuss | 7

#6086424 - Saturday 11 October 2014 2:31

I'm not sure if this is terribly worded or you just don't know what's going on

By FallenLyric | 14

#6086337 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:28

Oh man, and to think you're going to have to face them later after they've heard that..

sayyestothedress | 24

#6086413 - Saturday 11 October 2014 2:18

Lesson learned

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#6086505 - Saturday 11 October 2014 5:10

NOT if she goes through the window and never shows up again.

By 201chasew | 22

#6086339 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:29

if I heard someone in an adjacent room talking dirty, I think I would laugh as well

inseenglish | 9

#6086877 - Saturday 11 October 2014 14:35

how old are you ?

By monstermatt001 | 13

#6086348 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:35

Lol

By devildog562 | 33

#6086349 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:36

Yeah I though the beautiful cervix fml was awkward until I read this one. How do you sit at the dinner table now ?

devildog562 | 33

#6086365 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:49

I can see it now . "Son does your girlfriend want to use the bathroom to wash up before dinner?"
"Why dad?"
"Cause we heard how dirty you were!

By Norja | 33

#6086351 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:37

You couldnt wait until you had a bit more privacy?

By xnikkilynn | 11

#6086352 - Saturday 11 October 2014 0:39

Sorry OP. It will be a great story to tell at your wedding some day.

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