Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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mariet_fml 23
Make him pay to replace everything, then dump him. Take legal action if needed.
PreludeToADream 0
Wow that really sucks. Paranoid boyfriend much?
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Comments (149)
Belthazor_fml 5
Look at this! Look at what your kind has to put up with!!
Mach10 0
FYL not spotting an abusive failure of a man. Could have been worse: this kind of twat does sometimes wait until you get home. Here's some free advice from a compassionate stranger: less of the post on FML, more filing of the police report and getting restraining order. note: FYL is provisional. the second you take him back because "it'll never happen again!" it becomes YDI.
lorianngie 0
well said. very well said.
emilyexplicit 0
FYL, I hate it when people mess up my CD collection.
auto_da_fe 2
I would've been angry about the clothes too.
EvilDave 13
Don't complain too much. Women do that crap all the time.
kingtz 6
Yeah, when a woman does this, it's considered "comedy" and is featured in some shitty romcom or people assume the guy deserved it. Now when a guy did it, all you women are freaking out...
rattusrattus 19
And that's the reason I consider romcoms shitty. I get how are you messages from guys all the time. My boyfriend gets them from girls. Not. Acceptable. Behavior. From OP's hopefully ex-boyfriend. Or from anyone.
wtftoria 1
I think it's more that the punishment didn't fit the "crime".
haeckels_embryos 0
Romcoms are usually written by guys. Just thought I should put it out there.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
I hope you pressed charges!
Flipflops4ever 0
Really we need a Stupid Girls with Loser/Childish/Psycho Boyfriends section, there r too many of these...& any sensible person shd b relieved at losing such a bf than posting on FML presumably appealing to the readers how unfairly she has been treated (& maybe even hoping he'll take her back)
kingtz 6
We DO have that section, it's called "Love"...
sarcastic_life 0
the blunt truth. i totally agree
Jonny26 0
Deserved it
AntoshaChekhonte 6
DTMFA For the Dan Savage uninitiated, dump the ************ already. First it's your stuff that's ruined. Next thing you know, it's your face. Get out of there. Any adult who cannot handle your contact with other people (another guy or not) has serious issues. And it doesn't ******* matter who the other guy is. It wouldn't matter if the other guy had texted her about an orgy later that night. Anyone who solves relationship problems with violence is trouble.
idl3mind 0
dude is just a tad psycho.
Taina2403 0
Thanks God, you were not there, instead of your stuff, it could have been you! Move out and leave him!!!