Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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mariet_fml 23
Make him pay to replace everything, then dump him. Take legal action if needed.
PreludeToADream 0
Wow that really sucks. Paranoid boyfriend much?
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Comments (149)
needsagf14 12
get outa that relationship!
ComaStance 0
you sort of deserve it :/ for moving in with a BOYFRIEND. If he was at least a fiancee, I'd understand.
Pazu_fml 10
Uh, no? Here in the 21st century, people can live with whoever they want. Besides, whether or not he's put a ring on her finger has no bearing on how trustworthy he is.
Paiggeerr7 0
you're bf is crazy!! probably a good thing you're not still with hin
lindsay6 0
what a freak... stay away from someone like that, if u go back whatever happens next is ur own damn fault
kaylala33 1
YDI for leaving your phone and dating someone that obsessive...dump his ass.
kay729 7
wow psycho much?
crizzy101 5
Yo, ****.him.up!!!
biohaza12d 3
I find it hard to believe that you had no idea he was a jealous psycho before you decided to live with him. Unless you up and moved in before getting to know him. In either case, YDI. If you knew, you should have dumped him; if you didn't know, than you moved in way too soon. That really sucks that he did that. Sorry, OP.
vettle 6
who has CDs still? no seriously you're better off without the jealous psycho. unless you have a history of cheating. we really need more of the story.
xdust 4
hire a hit man and have him killed. it's an investment in the jeen pool