Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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ppl2ppl
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OP was on a 2 week vacation you dumb twat, how is she suppose to clean up after her dog when she is away?
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muffinsareyummy
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i hope she didn't charge you for the coupons.
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MK1029
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beritis
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wow, now that's a nice mother.... FYL
first...
first...
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MK1029
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First? I THINK NOT! MUWHAAHAHHA
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rakhil11
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you didn't say anything in your first comment though, so it doesn't count!
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beritis
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i mean it, she does have nice mother... leaving some coupons, and leaving...
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FML_FYL_88
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what a bitch! that sucks
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lostfaithinpppl
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ppl2ppl
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OP was on a 2 week vacation you dumb twat, how is she suppose to clean up after her dog when she is away?
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Tequilamockngbrd
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Well, I guess now all of the dog-lovers from the cat-peeing-on-the-stove FML can't really talk now.
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Skull_300
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Beat the Fuck out of that Bitch....your mother!!!
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perdix
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You've got a dogshit mom.
YDI for hiring an incompetent for the job. You should have gotten a professional pet-sitter or taken your dog to a kennel.
How has your mom been able to withstand the smell? Maybe after a lifetime with you, the scents of decaying and decomposing dog urine and feces are not that bad.
YDI for hiring an incompetent for the job. You should have gotten a professional pet-sitter or taken your dog to a kennel.
How has your mom been able to withstand the smell? Maybe after a lifetime with you, the scents of decaying and decomposing dog urine and feces are not that bad.
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donkey_hang_down
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I agree, OP must be tough to be able to survive as a child with that incompetent bitch of a mom.
How hard is it to take a dog outside to shit/piss?
How hard is it to take a dog outside to shit/piss?
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allmidnighteyes
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plug it in, plug it in :]
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Dazzozo
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What are mothers for!
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Skull_300
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You sure it wasn't your mother that pissed and shit in your room? Maybe she is framing your dog. Bitch!!!
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Jewelofagal
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Your Mom can't help that you haven't housebroken your dog. It's too much for you to expect her to give you two weeks of her time but to also clean up feces and urine.