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Dad failed the vibe check

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wedding went amazingly, aside from the fact that when I successfully got the garter off her thigh then tossed it behind me, her dad went out of his way to jump up and catch it. Let that be a lesson to not turn around and see who catches it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 4 August 2022 1:15

I hope you didn't see him smell it. That would be super disturbing if you saw your father-in-law sniffing his own daughter's garter. I should have warned you that the imagery could be troubling.

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Thursday 4 August 2022 2:41

Must you put that image in our heads?

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 4 August 2022 1:15

I hope you didn't see him smell it. That would be super disturbing if you saw your father-in-law sniffing his own daughter's garter. I should have warned you that the imagery could be troubling.

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Thursday 4 August 2022 2:41

Must you put that image in our heads?

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 4 August 2022 6:41

Kinda, yeah. If that image came into my head, I feel like I have to share it so I don't have to bear it all by myself.

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Friday 5 August 2022 6:23

And as we all know, sharing is caring. Richard is just a deeply caring person.

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