Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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hellsgates 0
you say no and start going rougher,
GrapefruitZoe 0
I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.
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Comments (48)
bv2332 10
i wish your girlfriend would use proper grammer
Alexandria928 0
use her ass. bet she won't complain then. plus you'll finish quick!
scorchnightt 2
win.
tin_cup 27
Will you marry me!
iluvpink10 0
well are u?
joshdairyman 6
samee
spaerro 8
Um, you are #2...
MeleMallory 0
Both you and your girlfriend have horrible grammar.
sicnesses 6
......whilst?
eatpussy 0
Worst thing for a man to hear.
raybaybay22 3
I'm a girl and I still say she's ridiculous! She should shut the **** and enjoy it or work harder so she does, what is wrong with girls not wanting to pleasure the boys!
soldiat_fml 17
Somebody's doing it wrong.