By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 01:19 - France - Thionville

Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
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Kids say the darnedest things.

See if you can get a pic from when earth was created. That would get him a better grade guaranteed. Perhaps a picture of you riding a dinosaur.

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Kids say the darnedest things.

And others are just stupid.

Most are stupid... That's why they need to go to school, and learn. No offence, we were all kids and most grew up smart enough...

You have confused the word stupid with ignorant again.

See if you can get a pic from when earth was created. That would get him a better grade guaranteed. Perhaps a picture of you riding a dinosaur.

That is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that dinosaurs were wild animals. Op rode mammoths. Duh

Ah f-ck, note to self: don't read funny comments when yawning...

There is always a risk in FML. Hopefully you did not rupture a lung.

Yeah, and everyone knows that you can domesticate the majority of carnivorous dinosaurs with some time and a few thousands pounds of mastodon meat. It's ridiculous to think that OP only rode mammoths. It's not entirely out the question that OP wanted speed and rode a velociraptor. Duh.

Dinosaurs aren't real and the world is only 2,000 years old, according to my ex. So sorry, but a picture of OP riding a dinosaur just isn't going to happen.

I'm so sorry for you, 62 lD

It's okay 62, that's why he's my ex now!

What did your ex say when they discovered massive bones and skulls? And we have more then 2000 years of history written down. How does he explain that?

Good lord. The world is billions of years old, and it's ignorant of you to say dinosaurs never existed. Every day we find new things about dinosaurs that help us discover more about our planet.

Ha. He confused 'middle ages'.

bahaha, I get it now

That is super adorable. Depending on age, when I was little, someone who was just in their 40s I thought was ancient. Kids can be so funny.

I was six when I first met my step mom, I asked her what it was like riding in wagons before cars were made. She was 38 at the time. I wasn't a dumb child either, I just thought that 38 was really, really old.

Yeah don't take it to heart, OP. I'm sure he was just joking...? Atleast you'll help him get a good grade on the project.

Will he get a good grade? When he's wrong.

Kids say these things all the time. Don't feel bad :)

What a whimsical child you have there, the Middle Ages was such a dark time wasn't it?

The dark ages... Or the time while you were in your fathers balls.

Dark times indeed.. Not knowing wether this one would be in a tissue, someones mouth, arse, or vagina..

Yo dog, or possibly your face.

Okay guys, stop scaring innocent bypassing sperm.