Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
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Jimboom 11

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

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LilKonvicted 0

WATHEHELL?

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narks 0

maybe she meant, she wants to play rough first?

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DemonicFatty 2

...the ****

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LilKonvicted 0

WATHEHELL?

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Lancerman7449 0

tht came outta no where. u prolly wernt expectin tht lol

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zezjo 3

muffin face!

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AA357 0

In Soviet Russia, collarbones break YOU.

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capslockisgood 19

158 - Breaks your collar bone?

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cwl727 32

Just get up and walk away.

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straywander 0

you were first indeed. this confuses me.

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rachelbrianna25 0

lol.............. ummmmmmmmm wow. run boy run!

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Jasper_fml 0

wow. there are some ..interesting.. people out there..

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lexa1love 16

When guys hit on me at the bar I usually say something insane and creepy to get them to back off. Maybe that was her motivation?

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Ugi 26

But it sounds like _she_ was the one making the move!

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Blanadestroyer 0

Consider yourself lucky she didn't want to break your boner instead, with or without the seductive voice...

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Jimboom 11

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

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kiss_1214 17

Full metal alchemist. Awesome

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stonerchu 0

You can have retaliated by saying "well I want to break your pelvis"

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A83_fml 18

# 10, 10 points!

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Bhetti 0

#9 WIN. My kinda guy.

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