Work: Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation....

By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By HP_22 - 01/12/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By Pxuccy - 20/02/2022 22:00

Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 14:00

Today, someone tried to rob my boss's store and I had a knife held to my neck. That’s not the FML. The FML is that, for some reason, it excited me and I got a boner. The thief told me I was all kinds of messed up and left without stealing anything. My god, I’m some kind of freak. FML

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twenty2182 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:08

You can't blame him. Binder clips are magical

LilKonvicted 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:09

Well... were you able to get the binder clips?

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twenty2182 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:08

You can't blame him. Binder clips are magical

_Beeeee 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:58

Lol +1

Jiplo 18

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:57

Lol +2

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Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:13

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shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:08

Your boss is such a douche. Sorry man.

LilKonvicted 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:09

Well... were you able to get the binder clips?

Jiplo 18

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:38

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guitarist410 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:25

I understand that what happened was bad, but he wa joking. Chill your damn ****

edd43265 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:09

Well, did you get them?

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:15

LOL!!!!!! that sucks!! wow, sounds like they really care about you. nope i guess just the binder clips. = ( glad ur ok!

RespondomaticMan 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:31

Hey, at least your boss didn't fire you for failing to do the task. There are bosses out there who would.

crownme 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:32

Wowww lmao this is a true "fml" So. . .did you get them ?

24788 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:38

It sounds like he has a sense of humor. It clearly wasn't what you wanted to hear.

stiles_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:41

he didn't know?

wutupbruh 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:47

why was there an armed robbery at an office supply store anyways? haha.

blankaex 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:33

office supply stpres usually sell electronics and accessories for computers like usbs memory cards and all that stuff that costs a lot

Bucinka 5

Sunday 4 April 2010 17:20

@#10: Computers and other electronic items are perfect for fencing. Besides, it's a STORE; they have CASH....

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