Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

Comments

that's where you say **** yeah, not fml

what the ****? I'm just confused on this one.

lmao xD How fun. I wonder if you let her.

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ColdSig 0

Fake, stupid, but a little funny lol.

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