Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 148
You deserved it 7 959

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

Comments

proudstub 0

run Forrest run (and don't go back again to that freaky creepy bar)

hahayou12345 0

Kinky, eccentric, you name it. Go for her!

Collarbone is kind of weird. She was probably messing with you.

What's her FMYLIFE.com handle? I'd hit hit.

FBIWarning 0

kinky, still sounds kinda hot

DeeJayD 0